'Breaking Dawn' Movie by the Numbers (SPOILERS)

Okay, Twi-hards, so I saw the movie! I SAW IT!!! Last night, I got to watch The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner from wedding start to baby finish. And wow!!! So, of course, I'm dying to share -- and you Twilight lovers out there want to know absolutely everything about the movie, right? You know you do!

Well, I'm not going to tell you everything (yet), but I did compile the ultimate Breaking Dawn "by the numbers" list for you to sink your teeth into. Times Edward and Bella kiss, times Jacob is shirtless, number of babies born ... it's all set up for your reading pleasure after the jump.

Keep in mind that there are MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD. If you don't want to know anything about the movie and what happens, because some of these numbers do give the plot away, please do yourself a favor and click on something else, like this.

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Here it is -- Breaking Dawn, Part 1 broken down by the numbers:

1 shirtless Jacob scene (Note: I know, I know)

8 to 10 ab muscles counted down Jacob's midsection in that amazing scene

3 shirtless Edward scenes 

11 Bella & Edward kisses (not counting flashbacks)

7 stars for Bella's wedding dress, on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the most beautiful)

14 hotness points for Edward in a tux, on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the hottest)

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4 Bella cryfests

11 moments when Edward wants to cry but can't because he's a vampire

4 scenes when I wanted to cry (Note: I always get teary with dads at their daughters' weddings, okay?)

2 consummations of the marriage for Bella & Edward

0 scenes with hot, amazing, ridiculous sex (boo)

1 bed casualty

9 moments when I thought the movie should be rated R

3 scenes where I wished the movie had been rated R (Note: The first sex scene was pretty disappointing)

2 Bella & Edward squabbles

2 Edward & Jacob squabbles 

1 language, besides English, spoken by Edward (and he sounds oh so hot while doing so)

9 moments when Jacob gets mad

6 moments when Jacob gets sad

Infinity scenes when Edward is worried about Bella's life

14 shots where Edward looks constipated

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1 brief dream-visit from the Volturi

1 placenta that Edward must bite through

1 half-vampire baby born

4 mentions of the name "Renesmee"

4 mentions of the name "Renesmee" after which the audience laughed

127,000,000 estimated dollars spent on the movie

2 werewolf chases/fights that weren't actually in the book

4 audience gasps

7 audience moans (there were some cheesy moments)

28 audience laughs (there were also some incredibly funny moments)

5 days spent reading Breaking Dawn

117 minutes of movie run-time

16 days into November 2012, Breaking Dawn, Part 2 will open in theaters!

Are you ready to see Breaking Dawn, Part 1 already?

 

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