UPDATE: Kim's rep tells E! News the Us Weekly report that Kimye will be saying "I do" at Versailles is "absolutely false. ... They haven't even decided on a location yet." The couple haven't decided on a date or a wedding planner either, but another source says either way, their Big Day is "going to be huge. It's going to be the size of the capital."
Can you believe Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries imploded just two years ago?! Given how their extravagant, $10 million wedding became an absolute CIRCUS, which it seemed Kim really regretted at one point, you'd think her upcoming "I do"s to Kanye West would be a modest, low-key, VIP-only affair, right? WRONG, reports Us Weekly. Actually, Kimye are apparently planning a full-on, grandiose, over-the-top, no-expense-spared spectacle ... at, get this, the Palace of VERSAILLES! HA! I swear, this isn't according to The Onion or SNL, either, but it sounds like it could be, right?