Sure, she's got the stress of her divorce and she's sure to have her hands full with her pregnancy, but overall, Kim Kardashian is living such a big, crazy, glitzy life these days, most of us couldn't imagine why she would want to be living it any differently. Nonetheless, during a photoshoot for UK Cosmopolitan magazine, Kim and Khloe discussed filling out the magazine's questionnaire and in particular, what Kim would do if she were a man for the day. Ha, you know, just one of those random, silly Qs, the kind that Beyonce occasionally sings about.

But while both might be in relationships with hip-hop royalty, Kim's game plan "if she were a boy" was kiiinda different from Bey's. She said, "If I was a man, I would want to know what it's like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like." Uh ... huh!

Beware the comfy sofa nookie trapI don’t love winter weather. I appreciate a good snowstorm, which seem to be getting fewer and more far between, but I don’t find it at all endearing to be pimp slapped by a gust of wind as soon as I crack the door open. I don’t think it’s cute to see my breath become visible in little clouds of whitish smoke when I walk outside. I don’t even check the mail on a regular basis during a cold snap—which, to my internal thermometer, is 45 degrees or below—and I surely don’t do a lot of voluntary going out and diddling around. My clothes aren’t even as cute.

Although there are reports that the battle for Christian Grey will come down to Ian Somerhalder vs. Henry Cavill, devoted fans of White Collar star Matt Bomer aren't giving up just yet. Plenty of Fifty Shades of Grey enthusiasts are still rooting for him to be a contender for the coveted role, but that's not stopping some people from insisting that his sexuality will stand in the way of his casting.

For instance, on TMZ recently, a female staffer argued that many fans would rather see a straight actor in the role, because it is "so closely associated with straight female sexuality." But TMZ founder Harvey Levin disagreed, saying that straight actors play gay characters all the time (i.e., Brokeback Mountain), so it's not a big deal. As much as I agree real life sexuality shouldn't influence casting, I have to disagree with Harvey ... Matt Bomer shouldn't be Christian Grey, because he's gay.

Oh now, you didn't think I was a big old prude just because I have a list of sexy things I ditched since having kids? I did write a sex book for parents, mind you, so I haven't joined a convent or anything.

So if you thought your sex life was suddenly over after having children, THINK AGAIN! Here are seven sexy things I do more of now that I'm a mom. Rowr.

Ladies, gather round. I know you've been wondering how to spice up your New Year's Eve and make it the sexiest night of the year, and you've come to exactly the right place for advice on how to make that happen. I've spent the last decade or so upping my game every single NYE, making each one hotter and more memorable than the last, and I'm here to share some of my most sensual tips on how to have a mutually, ah, beneficial night. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

The first step towards a mind-blowingly climactic New Year's is to set the stage. You need the right outfit, something that says exactly what sort of sexy energy you're going to bring tonight. Oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about ...

A feature in The Atlantic on Monday proposed that we modern women should give chivalry another chance. Reviled as sexist acts by our bra-burning foremothers, today’s feminists need not scoff at men who open doors for ladies or refuse to split the check on the first date.

These gentlemen are not assuming that we can’t open our own doors or pay for own meals. They are not making a statement on the weakness of our sex or trying to put us down in any way. They simply like doing it for us because it makes them feel like men.

It really shouldn't surprise me by now that you can sign up for sex lessons from bona fide porn stars in San Francisco to learn tips and tricks for how to get your jollies and pleasure your mate. After all, this is the 50 Shades of Grey era, when people openly read erotica in public, and Harvard officially recognizes a BDSM club as a campus group.

But there’s just such an aura of "ick" surrounding the idea. It sounds like a bad sitcom plot in which one of the main male characters gets tricked into a compromising position against his will. "They told me it was going to be an educational class!" he unwittingly will tell his wife after being caught with a porn star.

It seems like since the '70s "full bush" went out of favor, women have been searching for new and exciting ways to deck out their vaginas. From vajazzling to Brazilian waxing, nothing is too wild or crazy for our lady bits.

One of the newest fads is what's called a hood piercing, which is absolutely one of the most interesting and controversial things that a woman can do down there.