Ah, this is what I love about New York. You can get anything you want. Sushi at 3 a.m. A subway ride at any time of the day or night. A sex guru to come over to your place, watch you have sex, and give you pointers. Spittake! Yeah, ladies, there's a real life "sex guru" who makes his living instructing couples how to spice up their sex lives -- and he does it live and in the sack. Well, he's not in the sack with you (he refuses to go that far), but he's like rightthere. Watching. Observing. Being all, "Hey, move your finger a little to the left, wouldya? There ya go." If he can't get to you, he'll do it over Skype.

He's a real life Christian Grey because he claims he's a sex expert. He knows evvvvverything about what to do in the sack. And how'd he learn? Through a much older sex instructor, but of course.

No matter how you put it -- knock boots, smush, do the deed, get dirty -- everyone has certain things they love during sex. Maybe you're into girl on top. Maybe you're a missionary kind of lady. Heck, maybe you get off when your guy wears a monkey suit. To each her own.

However, there are some things that are just absolute no-nos between the sheets. Yeah you may not like a dirty talker, but that doesn't mean it's an absolute don't. They do exist, though.

Check out 10 of our biggest sex don'ts here:

It really shouldn't surprise me by now that you can sign up for sex lessons from bona fide porn stars in San Francisco to learn tips and tricks for how to get your jollies and pleasure your mate. After all, this is the 50 Shades of Grey era, when people openly read erotica in public, and Harvard officially recognizes a BDSM club as a campus group.

But there’s just such an aura of "ick" surrounding the idea. It sounds like a bad sitcom plot in which one of the main male characters gets tricked into a compromising position against his will. "They told me it was going to be an educational class!" he unwittingly will tell his wife after being caught with a porn star.

The media will have us believe that dudes are the only ones with any sex drive. I call bullsh*t on that one.

As a female with a *ahem* sex drive, I'd like to point out that I am not the ONLY woman in the world to look forward to a down-and-dirty session between the sheets!

You want to turn us on, boys? Here's how.

Time for an embarrassing confession. I pulled up sexologist Dr. Logan Levkoff's latest video on sex confident that I'd know all the answers to her questions about female anatomy. I'm a woman, of course I know about a lady's sex parts, right?

Um. Yeah. Just like the woman and the man CafeMom Studios' sexologist pulled in to quiz on the names of everything "down there," it turns out I have a lot to learn about how to turn a woman on. Good thing Levkoff's video series has been dubbed "Mom-Ed: In the Bedroom," because she is willing to educate us all.

Bet you won't know all of these tips on how to get a woman off ... even if you are one!

Let's face it, ladies, when it comes to sex, we have a lot to learn, especially if we've been with the same partner for a long time. And who better to give women sex tips than men?

(Answer: No one.)

So here we go, ladies. More sex tips for women from men.

It's hard, especially if you've been a long-term relationship or marriage, to keep the sexy alive. It's easy to fall into a rut when it comes to a romp in the bedroom -- we've all done it -- and harder than ever to come back out of the rut with some new sexy moves.

There's no one better to discuss how to please a man then, well, another man.

Here are 15 suggestions from guys about how to bring the heat back into your relationship:

Thankfully, we no longer live in the stone age. Openly now, we can discuss sex, our sex lives, and what we do and do not want in the bedroom. How often, though, do we actually discuss the PROBLEMS we've faced in our sex lives.

It's time to talk about sex -- and common sexual problems. Because everyone deserves a great sex life -- even you.