Hey, all you fun singles out there one-night-standin' and hookin' up, listen up: There is officially no shame left in the "Walk of Shame." In fact, we might as well just do away with the stodgy, antiquated term altogether, because now, there's a $35 handy-dandy little kit curated specifically to help you get out of dodge in the a.m.! For real.
The official Walk of Shame Kit includes a dress, flip-flops ("because you can't run away fast enough in the heels from last night"), a backpack ("to make a quick getaway with all your belongings"), sunglasses, a prepasted toothbrush, wipes, and a call or don't-call note card to leave behind ("in case he doesn't remember your name and number, unless you don't want him to"). And then, so maybe you feel less weird buying something actually called the Walk of Shame Kit, you'll get a breast cancer awareness bracelet (because a portion of the proceeds go toward a breast cancer foundation). Yep.