If your subconscious has driven you to purchase a terrifically over-priced bottle of Light Blue by Dolce & Gabbana, it's probably because David Gandy made you do it. In the ad, he's the hot guy in the white Speedo, and once his azure gaze locks with yours, it's game over. The man's so hot he could melt the plastic surgery right off Farrah Abraham's face. Not sure if those Fifty Shades of Grey movie casting people have considered him yet, but let this be his official induction into the race to land the role of Christian Grey.

You might want to go get your winter parka out of storage, because it's quite possible that hell just froze over. Landing a role in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is something everyone in Hollywood is hoping for, or at least most celebrities are ready and willing to show off their BDSM skills on screen.

And that's why it seems a bit shocking that actor Armie Hammer is passing up Christian Grey's role. He thinks Fifty Shades is nothing more than "mommy porn" -- which is obviously something he believes he's well above.

Oh come on, you know him -- Armie Hammer? The dude who's starring in The Lone Ranger?

What would you do to save your home? Sadly, that is a question tens of thousands of people have had to ask themselves in recent years. Likely inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey, one Detroit couple ended up doing something they never dreamed of to keep their family of seven from being homeless.

Fifty Shades of Gray fans are still waiting to hear about casting choices, and they'll have to wait awhile longer. The script is almost finished, but without a script and a director, no actor is going to sign on to a role. But without a doubt, producers have been scouring Hollywood looking for the perfect Christian and Ana, trying to decide who to audition. Fan favorites for Christian have always been Ian Somerhalder, Matt Bomer, and Henry Cavill. But only one of them currently has a huge hit film in theaters. That's Henry with Man of Steel. And gather round your whips and chains, ladies, because that means one thing.

The fact that the conservative group One Million Moms thinks Anderson Davis is too sexy for TV might bode well for Davis' chances at starring in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. You may know the sexy actor from the Kraft Zesty Italian Dressing ads (which are apparently too steamy for the Moms), and word on the web is that he might be perfect to play Christian Grey.

The popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey has meant that a lot of women are finally getting into the BDSM lifestyle, or at least introducing a bit of into the bedroom. Author and professional dominatrix Kimi Inch, aka Ms. Nina Payne, has a new eBook, Kisses to Kink: A Dominatrix's Guide to Great Sex, which explains how to bring a little spank and flog into your home dungeon. Here, Kimi gives us the lowdown on how to spice up your bedroom routine, 50 Shades-style.

"Sex Confessions" is a series featuring your naughtiest bedroom secrets and fantasies. Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, some will turn you on, and some are dark and twisted. You might want to sit down for this.

There once was a woman who had a great marriage -- let's call her Teresa*. She's in her 30s, has a couple of kids, has been married to Leo* about seven years. She was happy. Happy with her kids, her life, her sex life. Leo, however, wanted more from her. He didn't want her to take more camping trips or cruises even though he knew she hated but endured the outdoors and the open seas, he wanted her to be submissive in the bedroom. He wanted to dominate her and it scared the crap out of her. So much so it's changed their sex life even without any kinky stuff thrown in. I'll let Teresa explain. 

The Fifty Shades of Grey movie's screenwriter, Kelly Marcel, is back in the news, and you would HOPE/think the reason would be that she's officially done writing her adaptation of E.L. James' book. But noooo. Instead, she's making headlines for her next project, which will likely be rewriting The Little Mermaid for director Joe Wright. Yep, same Joe Wright behind Pride & Prejudice who was rumored (for a nanosecond, basically) to be up for the Fifty Shades directing gig.

You might think, eh -- she was bound to get another job lined up eventually. What's the big deal? Well, for Fifty Shades fans, Marcel's next gig feels like, at the least, annoying news. At the worst, it's actually a worrisome sign.