There seems to be a lot of talk lately about why men are allowed to cheat on us. If we get fat, they are allowed to cheat. If we so much as look at them cross-eyed, then it's like totally OK for them to step out on their marriage vows and insert their penis into another woman, right? I mean, it's only fair.
As women we vow to obey, serve, cook dinner, tend children, and look hot while doing it. I can't be the only woman who pities these "poor" men stuck in loveless marriages with overweight sea hags who don't cook dinner, can I?
I mean, ladies, come ON. It's our job to serve our husband's every whim, right? So, with this in mind, I decided to come up with a short (OK, long) list of ALL the reasons it's perfectly acceptable for a man to cheat on you. All is fair in love and war, right? And if you aren't holding up your end of the bargain, why should he?! See below: