Oral Sex Etiquette I Wish All Men Followed

21

popsicleI'm pretty laid-back when it comes to bedroom activities, but there are two things men do that really irk me: tighty whities (which I've already whined about) and bad oral sex etiquette.

Really, it's common courtesy, boys.

  1. Men, groom yourself, please: Just a trim every now and then will make it much more enjoyable tolerable for us.
  2. Give us some warning: Before the big moment, ya gotta give us a heads up (insert immature giggle here) so we can expect it.
  3. Kiss afterwards?: This one is completely personal, but definitely communicate this with us beforehand. It saves the whole awkward "to kiss or not to kiss" scenario.
  4. Do not, and I repeat, do not put your hand on my head and push me down: This may just be me, I am, afterall, a slight control freak, but I hate it when men do that. Do you? I get turned off so quickly, you'd think I just had freezing water dumped on me. I'll do it if I want to, thank you very much.
  5. Reciprocate, reciprocate, reciprocate: Did I mention reciprocate? We like it too, ya know!

Are there any oral sex etiquette points that you're glad men follow (or wish they did)?

Related posts:

Oral Sex is the New Goodnight Kiss

Is Oral Sex Safe During Pregnancy?

 

 

sex life

21 Comments

To add a comment, please log in with

Use Your CafeMom Profile

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Comment As a Guest

Guest comments are moderated and will not appear immediately.

MomO1_87 MomO1_87

My man is pretty good about the whole oral sex etiquette (at least numbers 1-3).  Number 4, doesn't bother me DEPENDING on my mood.  If I'm not in the mood for that I will push his hand away and if I REALLY not in the mood and he continues to try it I have been known to bite.  Not enough to draw blood, just enough of a pinch for him to get the picture.  And number 5....oh boy..lets see...it is to the point i can't even REMEMBER when he's given it back.  I'm thinkin for my birthday I'm just gonna ask for a guy who will come around just for that LoL. 

saana saana

I think it's just a sick and nasty thing to do!


but thats just my opinion.

lilan... lilangel2505

This would be part of the reason I am not with my ex husband.  He didn't know a thing about oral sex.  It was like he had a bad case of the gimmies.  When did I ever get some?  Ummmm... maybe twice during our marriage.  We've been divorced for 2 years (3 on Feb. 21st)

auror... aurorabunny

I love what Chris Rock said about people who don't do oral sex...they're like outdated computers, like "They still make you?"  Haha cracks me up.


Um anyways...yep.  None of those things really bother me.  #1 should have been For GODS SAKES make sure you've just taken a shower!

Daily... Daily Buzz Team

haha, too funny ladies!


YES aurorabunny, good call! Haha! Hmm...guess it's too late to edit it now tho huh? ;-)

Agent... AgentBrez

i agree saana. yuck.

RanaA... RanaAurora

I think if you're in tune with your partner, you'll be able to tell when they're getting close.


As far as pushing the head down... an ex was too rough and rude with that one and met my teeth.  Jack@!$.

MoM.i.aM MoM.i.aM

I like to have him play in my hair but not push me down. And I can usually tell before the big moment lol

Jaxhe... Jaxhernandez

Well ladies, I cant really complain. Maybe a little with 4, I just wack his hand away and sit up. That usually get the point across. No problem with 5, I get it more than him.  Sometimes he gets a little whinny when its his turn, other than that we are pretty honest with eachother so no real problems.

LiVeEviL LiVeEviL

Hey MomO1_87.


When is your birthday?


:-þ

1-10 of 21 comments 123 Last
F