Everyone who's ever tried to take the perfect wedding photos knows what a feat it can be. Getting everyone to look at the camera and smile -- with their eyes open -- all at the same time is hard enough. Add things like wind, uncooperative flower girls, and alcohol consumption, and taking a decent picture becomes nigh unto impossible. But we manage -- most of us, anyway. And then there are the few, the proud, the people who pull off some of the most disastrous wedding photos ever seen.