couple in bedWant to know how you can have mind-blowing sex? Well, for a lot of us the key is to shut off the monkey chatter in our heads. We're so critical of ourselves, our bodies especially. And it doesn't always stop when we're in the middle of doing the do. But while the wheels of worry are spinning around in our heads, guess what's going on in men's heads during sex? Kind of nothing -- and kind of everything.

When you get naked with a guy they're not thinking anything except how glad they are to be invited to the party. The rest is all ... well, let me just show you in pictures.

Her: Oh! We're gonna do it! YAAS! Ooh -- but I wish I hadn’t worn my granny panties today of all days. Don’t look, don’t look, don’t look…

nervous

Him:

super excited

Her: Welp, here’s the part where he finds out I’m no Kate Upton upstairs…

nervous

Him:

super excited

Her: Oh no, this position makes my belly poof out. Does he think I look fat? Is it too late to run?

nervous

Him:

super excited

Her: Really wish I’d groomed more recently down there…

oops

Him:

super excited

Her: Er, apparently that doesn’t matter. He's going for it! Okay, voices off. I got this.

yay

Both of you a while later...

after sex

Do you worry about this stuff during sex?

 

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