I like to pretend that there's no such thing as a bad kisser -- only one that hasn't found someone that enjoys their particular style yet. Oh who am I kidding? There are some really lousy kissers out there. What's the saying? You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince?

Well, there are't just frogs with cold, wet lips out there. There are lots of kinds of bad kissers, and they can all be described by a different species in the animal kingdom.

 

If you find that your style is eerily similar to one of these descriptions, have no fear. Just knock it off and try to do better. Or, you know, find someone that wants to have their face sucked off. To each their own.

What was your worst kiss like?

 

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