Orgasms are beautiful, magical things aren't they? For some women, they are hard to achieve, but when they come (yes, I just used that word), they are breathtaking. But as in many cases, too much of something isn't always a good thing. Even when talking about the Big O. Just ask Liz from Seattle. Liz had a three-hour orgasm. Yes, you read that correctly. THREE HOURS. It's like watching a three-hour Ryan Gosling film and he's hey girling shirtless the whole time. In the rain. Stimulation overload.
So we can't be envious of Liz. We have to wonder how in the heck this happened. And how insane it is that she had to be rushed to the hospital to cure her climactic affliction.
This is how it went down. Liz and her lover Eric had sex. Liz had an orgasm. And that orgasm wouldn't quit. There were greater peaks of pleasure happening for her even after Eric was not even next to her. An hour goes by. AN HOUR OF CLIMAXING. MY GOODNESS! Too much. Way too much. Two hours go by and it's still happening. Liz said, "I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything. I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system. I tried just about every possible thing I could do to stop having an orgasm." Nothing worked.
So way long ago, in a galaxy called the past, orgasms used to be given to women by doctors to cure hysteria. This is true. And insane. But we used to not be able to vote, so ... yeah. My point is that an orgasm is a climax and then a release. It's in that calm down time that you relax and let that pleasure overtake you. If you never come down, then it's got to be really uncomfortable especially if it's going on for two hours. To the hospital Liz and Eric go!
People thought she was in labor because of the sounds she was making. Eric went beyond the point of pride. Oddly, when the doctor asked Liz what her level of pain was she said zero. I'm impressed. After three hours (one of those hours was in the hosptial) Liz finished. Phew!
I can't help but feel she's probably scared to have another orgasm; she'll worry it will last for longer next time. It could totally screw up her orgasmic life! Let's hope not.
You can check out her interview (and reenactment) and TLC's Sex Sent Me to the ER.
Have you ever had a very long lasting orgasm?