When it comes to getting down and dirty between the sheets -- there's something I realized a long long time ago: It's never going to look like a professional video. That's right, I'm talking about porn. No matter how gorgeous you are, no matter how gorgeous your PARTNER is (hey, we can all hope right?) good 'ol fashion romping session is never a vision of sheer perfection.
And you know what? THAT'S OK. I mean come on, no one's offering you a casual million dollar deal a la Farrah Abraham to shave your legs, put on matching panties, and create that perfect "O" face worthy of a national ad campaign.
Thus I present you with 8 differences between a porno and your sex life. Starting with how your man looks.
What would your perfect sex session include?
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In Real Life ...
I'm sorry, but I don't know any woman who can lay down on a bed and have no sort of little ridge of somethin' going on. I mean hello, with all that contorting and bending and awkward lifting of your right leg ...