Psst, where do you keep your sex toys? Hidden away safe from the kids, right? Because there's this hysterical video of a toddler who found his mom's gigantic, wiggly dildo and well, you can just imagine. You HAVE to see it. The poor woman! So what are you supposed to say when your kid gets their mitts on your vibrator? "That is Mommy's special toy. It makes Mommy so happy, she has to play with it by herself. And no, she cannot share it with you. It's too special." Can you blame a kid? You have to admit, some sex toys do look an awful lot like kids' toys. Take a look at these!
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