Full-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard Kicks Off the Most Hilarious Debate About the Male Body (PHOTOS)

eric northman snowFull-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard ... what else is there to say, really? I mean, let's face it: Full-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard is the very best kind of Alexander Skarsgard there could ever be, and Alexander Skarsgard is the very best kind of man there could ever be, so, well, FF ASkars pretty much cover all the bases you ever cared about in one fell swoop. Ya dig? 

Or so I thought. Apparently, however, there's a LOT more to say about Full-Frontal Alexander Skarsgard than merely ** stares blankly, jaw on floor **. That's right, for some reason the split-second junk shot destined for record-setting slow-motion replays from Sunday's True Blood Season 6 Finale has been stirring up all sorts of debate -- much of it rather mean-spirited -- about Eric Northman's Hammer of the Gods, so to speak (that's sort of a Viking reference, right?). 

Too big? Too small? Just right? To say nothing of the potentially size-changing powers of that snowy mountain top ... anyway, point is, people are obsessed with what's in Alexander Skarsgard's pants (what else is new?) and they've been saying some dang funny stuff about it. Here are a few of the funniest remarks we've seen on the interwebs this week, illustrated by stills from a few of our favorite True Blood characters' funniest moments.

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Histo... HistoryMamaX3

Full Frontal Alexander Skarsgard... that's quite a mouthful, to *ahem* try and say.

Momma... MommaCady

Has no one heard of grow-ers and show-ers? Some limp men are big alreayd and only grow a little when excited and sone are small but surprisingly large when erect.

Amy Sykes

I don't care what size it is... it's who it's attached to and what he can do with it that matters... ;)

Coles... Coles_mom

Y'all must see something I'm not. I watched the video clip and couldn't see a dang thing. It was too quick. Regardless, I think his dad is WAY hotter. Stellan is one of my celeb crushes. Alexander is too young for me.

Allison Appleby

Thank you MommaCady! I was going to say the same thing!  He's probably a grower, plus it was cold! 

EmmaF... EmmaFromEire

I'm with ya coles mom, i have such a crush on stellan skarsgard!

ktobin2 ktobin2

I didn't see anything. For a show like True Blood it was pretty tasteful.

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