Men Do This in the Bedroom to Stop You From Cheating

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Hey, ladies, did you know that men have a secret weapon to keep you from cheating? It's not a wedding ring. Nor is it a chastity belt. It involves his tongue -- and your privates. Yes, I'm talkin' 'bout oral sex. Since there is no real reason for men to perform oral sex -- it doesn't help with procreation after all -- scientists have apparently been hard at work trying to discover exactly why men do it. And they think they've found the reason. Men use cunnilingus as a way to keep you from stepping out on them! Hmmm. Gotta wonder about this. If true, why aren't more men better at it? Haha.

The new study, which must have been quite a doozy to work on, determined that men who go downtown are likely to use it as a "male retention tactic" to keep you from finding sexual bliss in someone else's sheets.

Getting a good tongue lashing from your man will apparently increase your sexual satisfaction -- and hence your loyalty. It had previously been thought that a little lappy is more likely to result in orgasm, and a female orgasm has been theorized as a mechanism to increase fertility. If a female orgasms, she's apparently more likely to retain sperm and then get pregnant. Buuuuuuut if that theory was correct, that meant men would getting lippy with it AFTER the guy has fired off his sperm rocket. Ewww. Who does that?!

But the study concluded that oral sex really had nothing to do with trying to get a female pregnant -- it had more to do with keeping her happy. Aww, that's nice, guys.

The study also sounds suspiciously like it concludes that less desirable men are more likely to muff dive, saying:

Men at greater recurrent risk of sperm competition are more likely to perform cunnilingus on their partner until she achieves orgasm.

I'm thinking "recurrent sperm competition" is another way of saying guys who would normally have a problem holding on to their ladies because of lack of looks or assets or something else. Have you ever felt like the less desirable dudes are more likely to want to cunni your lingus?

I have to agree with this study. If a guy doesn't ever want to take the downtown train, I'd tell him to take the next train out.

Does your man like a little oral persuasion?


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Happy... Happydad73

In my case I think I get as much pleasure out of it as my wife does, so I think I do it for selfish reasons! (though she doesn't mind me being selfish like that)

hello... hellokd87

It explains why my fiancee is so generous!! Gotta love a man whos wanting to keep his woman!

AJ-47 AJ-47

How ridiculous. lmao.

nonmember avatar FM

I have to say it... For the most part-Total Bull. There may be a percentage that does it for that reason. And not all of them are undesirable. A lot of men don't like to give oral sex to women/their woman but those that do.. Get more action if you know what I'm saying. Oral sex can be great but if you're a smoker or drug user, use dental dams on your partner so they'll have less of a chance of getting cancer vaginally

artis... artistmom27

My fiancee does it because I like it and I am returning the favor all the time. What keeps me around is that he treats my son and I right, loves us and is easy to love, care for and also is a good communicator... HOWEVER, the fact that he is great in the bedroom is a BIG bonus!

Bunny Lee DuChemin Wilson

My husband does it because he loves it. I dont think he'd stop even if I wanted him to! LOL. Has nothing to do with keeping me faithful. He knows better than that. We arent children. We are confident in our comittment.

silen... silentlady

pft, its not like giving blowjobs will keep a man from stepping out, so why would it keep a woman from doing the same?

lwalk... lwalker270

Eh, I disagree.  There's no reason to give blowjobs either.  I do it because I love DH and I like to make him feel good.    I presume he performs oral sex for the same reason.

nonmember avatar Love my husband

I love when my husband does this. However, he knows that I would never step out on him if he chose not. It is pretty freaking awesome though! Man, he's good at it. ;)

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