Sometimes it doesn't matter what a woman accomplishes. Some men will always see her as a "skirt" first and a CEO second. Case in point: Yahoo head Marissa Mayer. At a recent stockholders meeting, a man stood up presumably just to ask about his stock dividend. Instead, he shared something quite unexpected:
I'm George Polis. I have 2,000 shares of Yahoo. I'm Greek, and I'm a dirty old man, and you look attractive, Marissa.
Why in the world would he think this was an appropriate thing to do? Mayer's response? She didn't. She just moved on, which was the right thing to do in this instance. But what are other smart, savvy, successful women to do when they encounter rude and ridiculous come-ons? You don't have to wonder any longer. The Stir has compiled the ideal guide of comebacks for the most annoying pickup lines.
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What other clever comebacks have you used?
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