17 Truly Bizarre Pickup Lines We Can't Believe Men Fed Us (PHOTOS)

myrtle beachIt's not easy hitting on someone. It takes daring and finesse, subtlety and sensitivity. If you're short on these qualities, there's always alcohol. (Results may vary.) Fair or not, we women have decided to let men make that first move most of the time while we sit back and enjoy their efforts. And by enjoy, I don't mean these one-liners usually meet their objective. Most of the time we just have to smile and shake our heads. Guys, we give you an A for effort, but sometimes you get a little too creative for your own good.

Is it cruel for us to sit around sharing our favorite come-ons? Yeah ... probably. But we're doing it anyway. I polled a few women I know for their all-time favorite unsuccessful pickup lines. Ladies, think maybe we should start coming up with our own pickup lines?

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Anise_12 Anise_12

no lie, i got - "Hi, my name is Phil - but I wish it was milk cuz i could do your body good"


Still makes me laugh

nonmember avatar IslandMomOf4

Pickup lines are a great way to judge character ;) If the girl laughs...you have a chance!

The 2 that have caught me off guard the most: "Do you have kids? Do you want some more?" And "Nice shoes, let's f*ck."

Laura... LauraSheriff143

I was 19 when someone said to me "Hey baby, how about you be the lawn and I be the mower?" I stopped, looked at him and said excuse me? He said that's right, How about you be the lawn and I be the mower? I just died laughing and kept on working. I was on my way into work.

Deanna Luker

My favorite: I haven't had any in 2 months. Would you like to break this record? I laughed and left.  Then I married him 2 years later.

Missy Howell-Hall

My favortie was: "You look like my first ex-wife. I ask how many times have you been married? "None" was the reply! 

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