It's officially here. As if the photos from Farrah Abraham's sex tape weren't graphic enough, I have big news for all of you Teen Mom fans. Prepare yourself: The trailer for Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen is online in all of its awkward, totally uncomfortable glory. I know. I KNOW. The footage of her getting freaky with James Deen went up on Vivid Entertainment's website over the weekend, and I'll be the first person to confess that I watched the NSFW trailer (WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT FOOTAGE).
I cringed. I closed my eyes. I didn't want to believe what I was hearing, and now, I sort of kind of wish I never heard it in the first place. Yeah yeah, I knew the title of this thing had the words "backdoor teen" in there, but that didn't make me mentally prepared to hear the 21-year-old ask how tight she is ... down there.
The fact that there's reportedly 70 more minutes of this kind of banter between Abraham and Deen just makes me feel gross. The whole thing seems so ... exaggerated. And dirty. Like what movies did Farrah watch to gear up for this gig? Was she given any direction? UGH I FEEL SO DIRTY.
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And WHY in the world is Farrah putting on underwear just to take it back off again? I mean, that's just not practical. You're about to film a porno, Farrah. YOU DON'T NEED UNDERWEAR. I guess this is just how I feel about lingerie in general. Such pretty little things hiding the real deal.
Okay. I need to calm down. I also need to take a shower. God bless any and all of you who have the courage to watch the rest of this video. That $4.95 price tag is really gonna get you your money's worth.
Did you have the guts to check out the trailer? Are you as uncomfortable as I am?
Image via Vivid Entertainment