Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape Trailer Debut Will Have You Feelin' Dirty

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Farrah AbrahamIt's officially here. As if the photos from Farrah Abraham's sex tape weren't graphic enough, I have big news for all of you Teen Mom fans. Prepare yourself: The trailer for Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen is online in all of its awkward, totally uncomfortable glory. I know. I KNOW. The footage of her getting freaky with James Deen went up on Vivid Entertainment's website over the weekend, and I'll be the first person to confess that I watched the NSFW trailer (WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT FOOTAGE).

I cringed. I closed my eyes. I didn't want to believe what I was hearing, and now, I sort of kind of wish I never heard it in the first place. Yeah yeah, I knew the title of this thing had the words "backdoor teen" in there, but that didn't make me mentally prepared to hear the 21-year-old ask how tight she is ... down there.

Shiver.

The fact that there's reportedly 70 more minutes of this kind of banter between Abraham and Deen just makes me feel gross. The whole thing seems so ... exaggerated. And dirty. Like what movies did Farrah watch to gear up for this gig? Was she given any direction? UGH I FEEL SO DIRTY.

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And WHY in the world is Farrah putting on underwear just to take it back off again? I mean, that's just not practical. You're about to film a porno, Farrah. YOU DON'T NEED UNDERWEAR. I guess this is just how I feel about lingerie in general. Such pretty little things hiding the real deal.

Okay. I need to calm down. I also need to take a shower. God bless any and all of you who have the courage to watch the rest of this video. That $4.95 price tag is really gonna get you your money's worth.

Did you have the guts to check out the trailer? Are you as uncomfortable as I am?

 

Image via Vivid Entertainment

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Serab... Serabelle

I like that it says "private tape made public". No one.gets down with a pro porn star and expects that to stay private! And it's not like they were dating. No one believes you that this just happened to get releases a la Kim k or Pamela a... You did this on purpose. Just own it, don't pretend you did it to finance some restaurant. I'd have way more respect if she was just unapologetic about it.

Olivia Prusaitis

i think its fine that shes making a porn. its her choice. but the way that she is doing it is aaallllllllll wronnnnggg. wheres her class? where is the naughty secret sexy farrah? shes just acting like a cheap whore who wants attention.

Wanna... WannaBeMom2013

I just feel badly for her daughter..

nonmember avatar Shelbee

I feel so terrible for Sophia.. She's going to grow up and quite possibly be made fun of because of something her stupid mother did.. Does Farrah not even think? Because she sure as hell is coming off as a giant imbecile..

BGarcel BGarcel

I saw the trailer. looks like any other porn. didnt make me feel dirty though.

jalaz77 jalaz77

I love how she acts like she had to release this video because everybody wanted to see it. BS, she plan on releasing this a long time ago!

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