10 Places You Should Never Make Out With Your Husband

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kissingI am all for PDA (public displays of affection) -- just not in every public place. The reason for this rant? I was sitting in the hospital waiting room as my grandmother had surgery and the couple across from me started kissing. It totally skeeved me out. For one thing, I was sitting right there. Secondly, it was a hospital for Christ’s sake. With that weird antiseptic smell and all those germs wafting around, I barely wanted to take a deep breath, much less go in for some major tongue action. Yuck! Check out the 10 other places you should never make out with your man.

  1. Airplane seat. It’s bad enough listening to a snorer or a screaming baby, but I guarantee no other passenger wants to hear you slurp your way through the in-flight movie.
  2. Function at your child’s school. This is more annoying than gross. No one needs to be reminded you are probably having more sex than they are.
  3. Dressing room. You may think no one has a clue what is going on, but those folks to the left and the right totally know what you are up to. Get a room!
  4. Cemetery. What about this setting could possibly stir romantic feelings? CREEPY! 
  5. Wedding. I am sure it reminds you of the day you said, 'I do,' but save it for later. PLEASE.
  6. Bathroom stall. Nothing says romance like a public restroom, right? And why would you want to get busy in a place where total strangers take a dump?
  7. Stairwell at work. That's just what I want to see -- two people pawing at each other like ferrets while I'm running to a meeting.
  8. Movie theater. It's a cliche, but people still actually do it and it's beyond distracting and annoying. 
  9. Beach. Yes, there is a drink called Sex on the Beach, but please don't take that literally. That is not what anyone else on vacation came to see. Reserve it for your hotel room.
  10. In line at the grocery store. Way to make everyone lose their appetite. Can't you at least wait until you get into the parking lot?

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amnew... amnewlon8982

Church...nuff said...we all know you swore your love and commitment before God if you're married but come on, not appropriate.

nonmember avatar FarmersWife

Be jealous of people with a spark much?

Miche... Michelephant

If you don't like it don't look?

amnew... amnewlon8982

I really don't mind it, there is just a time and place. My husband and I have no issues expressing our love but we have respect for others as well.

LadyM... LadyMinni

If my man and I want to suck face, we will. We made out in the college class we had together before it started. As long as you aren't being obscene there is no problem.

Melan... MelanieJK

Is this talking about sucking face or sex?  I wouldn't think people would go into a bathroom stall just to suck face and I wouldn't be surprised (and therefore not irritated) to see people sucking face in a movie theater.    

It depends on how captive the audience is and for how long.    It's when people seem to be getting off on having an audience and knowing the audience doesnt' want to be an audience that it's off the charts rude.    

ms_da... ms_danielle_j

it's your husband! If he wants to kiss his wife who are you to judge??? Maybe you and your husband should be sucking face more often...hell the way it sounds you need a good roll in the hay! Jealous heffa :(

Laura Palmer

I thought these were funny, it's really off putting when I am waiting in line for soup at Paradise Bakery and two people are sucking face and rounding 2nd base while waiting in line!

mindy... mindyjane283

well one public bathroom for a make out is gross and not all thats going on there.  The movie theater hello expected and its dark.  On the beach.... if they are making out and not naked and goin at it then back off.  really I thought walks on the beach time on the beach is suppose to be romantic.... Airplane... ever think one of them might fear flying and its the only way the other has found to distract them?  Dressing room it is what it is and clothes are coming off anyway.  Cemetary well I'm going to say you only see in Black and White.  Wedding guess you never did the bells equals kiss thing.

Grow up and leave others alone. 

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