It's common knowledge that Russell Brand, recovering sex addict, is a dirty bird. So, while his recent plea to Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian for a foursome isn't shocking per se, it's still ... unsettling. (Especially when he got into the whole "lactation" thing.)
The three sisters recently guest hosted a special "Kardashian Takeover" episode of Chelsea Lately, in which they filled in for Chelsea, interviewing celebs and talking about all things pop culture. But when Brand sat down, things got weird. And Russell-y.
I won't get into too graphic of detail, as some of you who clicked on this article may have not wanted to read about Brand's obvious pregnancy fetish, but I will say this: Brand obviously has a pregnancy fetish. Whilst he was being interviewed by Khloe, Kourtney, and pregnant Kim, he made mention of "a limitless, foaming river of milk and orgasm." Okay, I'll stop there! Hey, you clicked.
Here's the thing: Although inappropriate, you kind of can't help but love Brand for his, for lack of a better word, candor. Seems like the cool thing to do in Hollywood is to hate on the Kardashians because they're "famous for being famous" (we know). And while the girls certainly aren't great role models, why not have a little fun with them? Brand was the perfect person for the sisters to interview.
However. If Russell really wants his fantasies to come to fruition, he needs to learn how to broach the subject: Through Kris Jenner. If anybody can make that happen, she can. Good luck, buddy.
Check out the video. What do you think?
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