"Sex Confessions" is a series featuring your naughtiest bedroom secrets and fantasies. Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, some will turn you on, and some are dark and twisted. You might want to sit down for this.
Some people get turned on by strange things -- this we know. And Abbie* -- a mom of one -- will completely agree with whoever says her husband of six years Craig* is a little odd for wanting to hear all about her past sexual experiences ... in detail. What started one day as sort of a joke became something bigger, something Craig wants her to talk about far too much. It's annoying to her now. She's also worried that she's running out of stories. Yet it's still something he wants to hear all the time. It seems to be the only thing that turns him on. Let's let Abbie explain.
One night Craig and I were talking about exes -- sort of joking about them. And I said something along the lines of well, everything I did in the past led me to you, that includes my experiences and what I learned from them. He started joking asking me where I learned how to give such great blowjobs. We were laughing about it and he said, No really, tell me about when you think you got good at them. When did you first give one? And we ended up really really really talking about it. It got him excited and I bet you can guess what happened next, right? I gave him a blowjob.
It seemed like every week after that he wanted to know more and more. Every last dirty detail. It was hard for me to even recall all the details but I tried. He became so demanding about me telling him things I ended up needed a couple of glasses of wine and some fibbing in order to tell him anything. He'd even request stories by name. Tell me how you fu*ked Joe. Did John go down on you like this? Tell me about what it was like with Martin again. Pass the bottle of wine please!
I created a monster, I thought. So I told Craig this had to stop. And since then our sex life has been lame. He says he's just been preoccupied with work, but then one night I told him a tale and we had awesome sex. So I feel like he needs this now -- this is his ultimate turn-on. It's just so sad for me that while I am really into having sex with my husband, I'm not into re-hashing my past sexual experiences to turn him on anymore.
What do you think of this confessor's secret?
*Names have been changed.
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