I was perusing Pinterest last night, and came across this image, which had been pinned by one of my friends along with 1700+ other people ... As I often do, when I run across inspirational quotes, I rolled my eyes, threw up in my mouth a little and questioned my taste in friends.
I mean, I love my husband to death, but is that how I would sum up marriage? Snort.
For me, marriage is more like a never ending game of playing make-believe grown ups, but with real bills to pay and people to take care of. Sometimes, it's wonderful and other times it sucks.
Fortunately, many of my friends could relate (not including, of course, the one who pinned that picture to begin with.)
I asked them to finish the sentence "Marriage is ... " and here are some of my favorite answers ...
1. Marriage is... Never having your fair share of the blanket.
2. Marriage is ... Comfortable, like an old pair of leggings with lots and lots of holes.
3. Marriage is ... Stressful, hard and sometimes full of shit. But also fun, exciting and sometimes with orgasms.
4. Marriage is ... A constant battle to maintain the balance between being parents and lovers, friends and co-workers. And NOT for the faint of heart.
5. Marriage is ... Like walking on a tight rope, and when you fall, having a safety net always there to catch you.
6. Marriage is ... Agreeing to raise your MIL's kid for the rest of his life.
7. Marriage is ... An endurance sport. Pace yourself.
8. Marriage is ... Never what you thought or intended it to be. A true test of your adaptability. And patience.
9. Marriage is ... adopting a fully grown son that is occasionally potty trained & hopefully has a job. Sometimes you get sex.
10. Marriage is ... like that nursery rhyme about the little girl with a little curl. When it's good, it's very good. And when it's bad, it's horrid.
What is marriage to you?
Image via Pinterest; Pin #218706125625460325}


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I can't stand cheese-filled quotes, either... but looking at that presumed "Pin" I found myself wondering Who the hell is Christie Cook? I Googled her and this quote is all that comes up, so I can't even snark any further.
What the fuck? -- DaVinci
I've only been Married for 3 days & can't wait to spend the rest of my life with my HUBBY!!!
Sex sometimes? Sometimes? We have been married for 4 years and still have sex Atleast 5 times a week if not everyday! We have two kids so occasionally I will be too tired. It's amazing. I get to bang my best friend and spend the rest of our lives together. It's nice...we make sure to take care of all our family needs everyday and then take care of our personal adult needs every night. :)
Marriage is... Doing what's right, versus being right