Conversation hearts. It just wouldn't be Valentine's Day without the cute little candies. They're like an edible pastel rainbow of short but sweet sentiments: KISS ME. BE MINE. HOT STUFF. Between you and me, I've never actually liked how the treats taste (does anybody??), but they're always good for a laugh and/or the occasional raised eyebrow. Like flirtatious fortune cookies.

Except, as with so many things, conversation hearts take on a whole new meaning once you're a mom. I mean, it's not like the sayings become completely irrelevant (sure, I'll KISS YOU), but they could be a whole lot more meaningful. If Conversation Hearts for Moms existed, here's what we wish they would say ...

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