There are certain subjects guaranteed to put an abrupt end to your domestic bliss. I'm not talking about those big, life-changing blow-ups (like after he announces he doesn't want more kids or you've gambled away your 401[k] on a bad investment). There are plenty of little, seemingly innocuous annoyances that can put a damper on a usually peaceful, happy home. Take a look at the 30 things guaranteed to start a spat with your spouse.
- How many times he presses the snooze button
- Taking out the trash
- Whose turn it is to take Little Bobby to yet another birthday party
- Changing the toilet paper roll
- How long a mother-in-law plans to visit
- Snoring
- Putting a cap on the toothpaste
- The fact he "Friended" an ex on Facebook
- Who takes longer to get ready
- Size the new TV should be
- Farting
- Washing the dishes
- Getting lost
- What to name the dog
- Cleaning the bathroom
- Keeping a gift an ex gave you long ago
- What temp the bedroom should be set to
- Which side of the family to spend Christmas with
- Burping
- The dirty clothes left on the floor
- Who gets to pick what to watch on TV tonight
- Emptying the dishwasher
- How to dress the kids
- He doesn't think your friend is good enough to date his
- You root for opposing teams
- He doesn't want to hang out with your friends
- He ate all of your cookies
- Walking the dog
- Which one of you is more likable
- Where to put things in the fridge
What other silly things do you argue about?
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My husband and I have never fought about one of these. We will poke a little fun at each other but never a fight.
Same here, Heather. We coming up on our 15th in a few weeks and I can honestly say we have never argued about any of these things.
About the only we argue about in our marriage is that he has no concept of time and doesn't think being prompt is all that big of a deal. Me, I was raised by an ex-Navy guy, so the idea of being late is a huge no-no. The argument comes when we are arriving together somewhere and his actions make me late. Almost 15 years together and it's something I can get him to change, nor accept with equanimity.
We've been married over 3 decades and don't know anyone who fights over this drivel.
We haven't fought about any of those things. We don't really FIGHT, we've never yelled at eachother. We've been together 8 years and have 2 under 2 btw so it's not like it's a 6 month stress-free fling lol.
Yep, my hubby & I (together for 10yrs, w/2 kids under three) have never fought over any of these things. Not. A. Single. One.
This does not sound like us. We don't argue about none of these suggestions.
We've been married 15 years and we've never fought over any of this.