There's no way to start this conversation other than by simply stating the undeniable fact that David Sedaris is the best. If you've never read any of his brilliantly hilarious books or listened to any of his brilliantly hilarious audio recordings, I envy your pleasure in discovering them for the first time. And if you're already a David die-hard, this short clip of him reading an excerpt from Fifty Shades of Grey will be the highlight of your decidedly, and unfortunately, Sedaris-free week.
Because when a 56-year-old gay man reads the part when Christian Grey removes Ana's tampon from her vagina and replaces it with his penis, you just can't help but turn blood red with laughter.
How great, huh?
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