Demanding a Threesome While Swinging a Baseball Bat Is Probably a Bad Idea

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handcuffsRule of thumb: When you have a great idea ... at 3:55 in the morning ... after a long night of drinking ... well, it's probably not a great idea. In fact, it might be a really, really bad idea. Especially if it involves your wife, your buddy and a "sex act." (Otherwise known as a threesome.)

Another rule of thumb: If you mention your great idea involving a sex act to your buddy and he's not into it, you probably shouldn't bring it up again. And again. And again. Because remember, your buddy's been drinking all night, too, and he's probably going to get a little ticked off and say something along the lines of howzabout he has a two-some with your wife instead and then, inevitably, somebody's gonna start swingin' ... an aluminum baseball bat.

Apparently no one ever told 44-year-old Robert Briley about any of this stuff, because if someone had, the Florida resident probably wouldn't have ended up in jail. (And, presumably, in seriously hot water with his wife.)

According to the police report, "Briley wanted his wife to engage in fellatio with his friend, and then the three would have sex. When Briley pushed the issue further, the friend said he would take Briley's 37-year-old wife into his room alone."

That's when Briley "allegedly became irate" and started swinging an aluminum baseball bat at his friend. Yikes! Good thing everybody was really drunk and tired, because they all fell asleep before anybody could actually get hurt.

Briley's unwilling-to-tango buddy called the cops anyway. Of course he denied the baseball bat swinging when the police officers roused him from his inebriated slumber -- possibly because he truly didn't remember -- but they charged him with aggravated assault and hauled him off to jail anyway.

On the bright side, Briley should probably be able to make that whole threesome thing happen in prison!

What would you do if your husband did something like this?

 

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