"Sex Confessions" is a series featuring your naughtiest bedroom secrets and fantasies. Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, some will turn you on, and some are dark and twisted. You might want to sit down for this.
Forty-something-year-old Paula* and her husband Joe* were very excited to go on vacation together. The kids were staying with the grandparents, and they were Vegas bound, ready to soak in the heat, do some gambling, enjoy the spa services, and have sex. Yes, sex. Something Paula and Joe don't get to do that much because of their busy schedules and how someone is always tired when the other one is feeling frisky. They booked this week-long trip and couldn't wait to really enjoy each other. They really couldn't wait so they decided that their vacation should start as soon as they were airborne on the plane. And that meant they decided to have sex right there in section 3 of the plane. Paula will explain what happened next.
Having sex on a plane was not anything Joe and I have ever talked about. We're kind of boring sex people -- though maybe boring to others, it works just fine for us. The only thing we both wish we could change about our sex life is to have more of it. And that's what this vacation is all about. Well, sex and gambling and going to the spa and eating food without having to cook or clean up after five people and yeah having sex. We have three kids, so our sex life is hard to fit in between everything else. Which is the long-winded way of explaining why we walked on that plane, decided our vacation was NOW, and that we were going to have sex right then and there.
It was a night flight so it was dark. We were in our seats and making out like teenagers. It was exhilarating! We hadn't made out like that in years and years. Our hands were wandering and once Joe started pinching my nipples, it was on. I love that. So I had my hand on his penis, and he was getting close, so I whispered to him that maybe I should just sit on him really fast and no one would know. I was actually whispering it as I was slipping down my pants and getting ready to do it. That's when the stewardess came over.
She giggled. She was highly amused with our shenanigans. And she said in a joking stern tone, "Excuse me, I know this airplane is such a romantic place, but do you think you could wait until we land?" We were both so embarrassed!
This was a flight to Vegas -- they are often rowdy, so I'm sure she's seen this kind of thing before ... or worse. And the way she reacted to us was the best -- we could've gotten in big trouble.
We waited until we checked into our hotel to finish what we started. And in case you were wondering, we had a great vacation and just slept on the plane ride home.
What do you think of Paula's confession? Have you ever had sex on a plane?
*Names have been changed.
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