John Edwards & Rielle Hunter Are Apparently Having Lots of Loud Makeup Sex
From the files of Ewwww TMI! comes this gag-worthy bit of gossip about disgraced former presidential candidate John Edwards and his baby mama, Rielle Hunter. Please make sure you're not eating. Anyway, last we heard, Rielle and John had broken up, but apparently they're back together and having lots of loud, raucous makeup sex. So loud that their neighbors are complaining.
This info comes courtesy of The National Enquirer, so take it how you will. But remember it was this gossip rag that first let us know John was having an affair with Rielle, so as yucky sounding as this is, it might very well be true!
A source tells the Enquirer that the home he bought for Rielle and his daughter by her, Quinn, has "pretty much turned into his booze and sex romp hideaway." Soooo ... if John and Rielle are having sex loud enough to wake the neighborhood, then I presume little Quinn must be privy to it as well? Bleh. Let's hope the kid is a sound sleeper.
Hard to tell exactly where this booze-filled love shack is, but the Enquirer recently reported that John was buying Rielle a home right near him and his family in North Carolina. So does this loud-sex-having tidbit mean he bought her an apartment? Because you'd have to be pretty damn vocal to wake the neighbors in suburbia. But I get the feeling Rielle is a loud one, don't you?
As a city-dweller who has lived in apartments for the past decade, I can tell you there is nothing more annoying than a couple who simply must let everyone know that they're getting it on. Seriously, people. Manners!
We all love to hate on John and Rielle, but in reality, they do have a child together, so maybe we should all just forgive and forget and let these two love birds get on with their lives -- and their noisy lovemaking. But, guys, keep it down, will ya? I just really hope they're not making another sex tape.
Do you think we should all let these two get on with their lives?
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