Girls writer, producer, and star Lena Dunham is wise beyond her 26 years. At least, that's what she wants you to believe, since she's hawking an advice book for which she was paid a ripe $3.7 million. The proposal for said book was recently leaked online (then taken down), and in the outline for one of the chapters, Lena promises to explain some of the grossest sex she's ever had.
You know you wanna know what it was. You knooow you do!!! Warning: it's ... really gross.
Lena allegedly says in her book that she was afraid she'd get an STD from this really dirty guy she slept with because he was apparently so nasty that he wiped himself clean on his own goddamn curtain when they were done.
That's really disgusting. And for some reason, now I'm kind of wondering if she did it with Kid Rock, Fred Durst, or Wolf Blitzer. Those guys are clearly the grossest lovers in Hollywood. There's no one else this story could be about, really.
Anyway, I asked around to see if anyone had a yuckier sexcapade that could rival Lena's, and, to be honest, no one really did. Well, that, or they weren't especially keen on telling me over email. So maybe Lena really does have worldly advice to share, despite her youth and her annoying haircut. Fine! Awesome haircut.
I love it.
Watch the TMZ staff discuss Lena's sexcapade:
What's the grossest sexual encounter you've ever had?
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