Penis Size Really, Really, Truly Matters -- Really

size does matter
You got that right, Hoss.
Some enterprising Scottish researchers decided to study the sexual appetites of 323 women and discovered, interestingly enough, that size does matter. Women who achieved orgasm did so with more ease if their partner had a penis length of over 5.8 inches. The longer the ding-a-ling, the more stimulation the vagina and the cervix get, the more fun everyone's having.

So all that so-called internal anxiety about dick size? Ha ha, it's real. Size matters. Big time. Guess we better cool it with our "size matters" jokes, huh?

I mean, since it's a real thing, maybe we shouldn't poke fun at it.

Psych! It's a mostly, if not universally, accepted standard that bigger boobs are better than small boobs, so welcome to the club, dudes! Now you, too, can feel like less of a person because of the size of your sex organ.

Here, in our club, behind door number one, we have some literature on how to get over your inferiority complex. Then there, behind door number two, we've got videos about how to deal with your genetic shortcomings. And way over yonder, behind door number three, we've got a plastic surgeon waiting to capitalize on your need to have something enlarged.

The good news for men, though, is that if you're Italian, Swedish, Greek, or German, you don't really have anything to worry about. Each of those countries has an average penis size of over 5.8 inches.

But if you're from the US, UK, Spain, France, or Russia ... your average penis size is under 5.8 (the US is 5.1 inches!), so ... yeah. There's that. Better go ahead and pick your door.

Do you think size really matters?

 

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xreds... xredstarsx

Breasts are not sex organs.

puasa... puasaurusrex

For me, the bigger the penis, the more painful the sex.

nonmember avatar HS

YES! For me at least. I'm more concerned about thickness though but even then I like some length as well. BUT, everybody's different so whatever floats your boat hehe ;)

Marlabeth Davis

MEN, LET ME CLUE YOU IN, YOUR PENIS "REALLY" DOESN'T GET WOMEN OFF WITHOUT SIMULTANEOUS CLITORAL STIMMULATION!....YES, A BIGGER PENIS MIGHT BE "VISUALLY" MORE APPEALING, MUCH LIKE BIG BREASTS, BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT!... AND, THE NOTORIOUS "G" SPOT IS ONLY ONE TO TWO INCHES INSIDE THE VAGINA. SO, A BIG PENIS IS A WASTE..SUFFICE TO SAY, YOUR BIG TOE IS THE PERFECT SIZE! ...

nonmember avatar your site blows

Hmmm,sounds like some women have (LTS) lincoln tunnel syndrome:(

jagam... jagamama0710

First: It is possible to get off without clitoral stimulation, Marlabeth. It's not the norm, but it does happen. Only in certain positions for me.

Second: Does size matter? It depends. I mean if you are really just, so small that you barely go in? Sad times, my friend. :( But too big is no good either. You can be amazing though even if you're a little "below average".

Third: This reminds me of that horrible infomercial about these enlargement pill that's hosted by some playboy chick. That infomercial is filled with the most stuck up, vain, selfish twats I've ever had the displeasure of listening to.

kelti... kelticmom

Idk. For me, I can get off without clitoral stimulation bc my husband knows where my gspot is and how to angle to hit it. I think thicker is better than longer bc I want to feel filled, not constantly bumping my cervix, that freaking hurts! But everyone is different.

SaphireH SaphireH

Ok u left out from Ireland, my hubby and 2 of his friends are Irish and well hung. For me I can get off with out clitoral stimulation for not only is my hubby perfect size for me (meaning its comfortable all the way around) he also has a slight upward curve to his penis so it hits my g-spot almost every time. But every man is diff and as long as you know how to use it then size is the woman's preference really, she wants a big guy and it works great and if she wants a smaller sized male and sex works out for both then awesome

nonmember avatar Jack

Really? We too "can feel like less of a person because of the size of our sex organ?" Thanks, but we already do. In fact, I am willing to bet we are more unhappy with our penis size than you are with your breasts size because, unlike breasts, we can't actually have our penises surgically enhanced as you're wont to believe. Currently, penis englargement surgeries are extremely dangerous and not very effective (possibly extending the penis by half an inch at most). I find your article very mean-spirited. I bet if they did a study on men's perceptions on breasts size, most men would not care much. So PSYCH! I guess men are actually less superficial than women...or at least less superficial than you are.

nonmember avatar Deb

I just have to say this. I am in a new relationship with a man that has a relatively small penis. Or at least it is to me as my ex was rather well endowed. At any rate I am having much better orgasms now because my new man knows he has to do more work than just stick it in!

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