Justin Bieber Sex Doll Is One Hot Toy for Mama

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justin bieberIf you ever wanted to squeeze Justin Bieber until he popped, now's your chance. An adult sex toy company just released Just-In Beaver (get it?! of course you do), a blow-up love doll that will make all your dreams come true. That is, of course, only if you've fantasized about cuddling up to a cold, inflatable raft that's vaguely in the shape of an 18-year-old boy and probably smells like the floaties you wore as a kid when you were learning to swim. Because, let's be real, this thing is gross.


The product is simply hilarious and panders to the right crowd ... despite its mixed messages. On the box, Beaver is saying, "I'm NOT GAY! Ok, maybe a lil'" and "I wanna be your boy toy!" and "Beaver fever!"

It's kitsch at its finest. There's also a reference to Selena Gomez sucking the gold off his Grammy, but, hmm, that may be going too far.

Anyway! Back to the fun stuff. The box has a great Bieber lookalike on the cover and has his purple, black, and white trademark colors down to a T. Best part? It's affordable. Pipedream products is selling Just-In Beaver for $26. (Link NSFW.) What a steal.

The problem, however, is that these babies won't be available for long. It's only a matter of time before Justin's lawyers swarm this illegality like pre-teen girls after Bieber's tour bus. There will be screaming, there will be crying, there will be hair pulling, but I'm sure that in the end, justice will prevail and Just-In Beaver will be deflated and packed up for good.

In the meantime, though, GET IT WHILE IT'S HAWT.



Photo via pipedreamproducts.com

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Dawn Marckwardt-Harville

Are you kidding???? Is there nothing else to write about today??? This is sick!

Alway... AlwaysExpecting

This is just gross.....nothing is awesome about it......why are you writing about this?

I mean this is really rather inappropriate in my opinion.  Would you be writing this article about a sex toy that had the likeness of Miley Cyrus in her Hannah Montana days? This is a sex toy that is focused towards looking more like a BOY than a MAN. Can you find nothing PERVERTED in that fact? 

Gross. JUST gross.

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