I guess that Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson reunion is going well. Kristen just admitted to the world that she picked up some sex toys while shopping. And a weird plastic mask. And a fish-flavored Tootsie Roll. Combine all those things and you've got one helluva party, amiright?
KStew recently appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno to discuss Breaking Dawn. The normally reticent star admitted that while shopping in Tokyo, she bought a clear plastic mask in a store that also had "really weird sex toys." She then added, "I bought it all." The audience went wild hooting and hollering, while Leno cracked, "I'm still on the fish-flavored Tootsie Rolls." This is sort of personal, but I wonder what KStew bought? I mean, frankly, I don't wonder. I don't even want to know. But I'm going to guess anyway because that's my job, people, and I take my job very seriously. Here are a few ideas:
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This is called Death by Orgasm the Vampire. It appears to be a vibrator that comes with its own coffin. Sex and death go so naturally together!
These are Vampire Gloves. They've got little spikes on the fingers, perfect for slapping someone bloody. RPattz could slap that silly pout off Kristen's face!
Here you have The Vamp Dildo. It comes with "a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon's soft glow." Because there's nothing like having sex with plastic moon glow.
Pretty hot, eh? Don't you just feel like running out and having some mad, passionate vampire-like sex? Or maybe you feel kind of nauseated and wish you hadn't clicked into this link? Either way.
Here's the clip of Kristen talking about what she bought at the plastic mask/sex toy/Tootsie Roll shop. Damn, I wish I had one of those around here!
Do you buy sex toys?
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