See, Halloween costumes have gotten just a tad bit hotter over the years. Don't tell me you haven't noticed. Practically every adult woman's costume is pretty much a super short skirt and halter top, it seems. I've even seen a sexy Pikachu costume. No, really!
Forget all that walking and candy collecting. Instead, moms should be picking up sexy outfits to go trick-or-treating in the bedroom. Though we guys would really prefer the treats to the tricks. (I don't even want to think about those.)
Stores put all their leftover Halloween merchandise on sale immediately after October 31, so all you ladies out there, stock up and give your hubbies a real treat. A sexy outfit ... and you're saving money? You'll so have him eating out of the palm of your hand!
Need some help? Here's a list of 10 of the sexiest costumes you can buy:
French Maid - Chances are you already have one of these in your lingerie drawer. Wait, you don't? Oh, your poor husband. Next to French fries, French kissing, and the Croissanwich, the French maid outfit is the greatest contribution to come out of France.
Wonder Woman - The original, and still the best, dominatrix outfit. You just can't go wrong with it, so long as you have the long red boots and "magic" lasso.
Hot Nurse - "Where exactly does it hurt?" Oh let me show you, nurse! Yeah, this one's a real "shot" in the sexual arm.
Policewoman - Forget Fifty Shades of Grey. Here's where the real handcuffs come into play. Add a tough, authoritative attitude as you whip off those sunglasses and police hat, and your man will be begging for police brutality.
Librarian - Hair in a bun. Form-fitting dress. Big ol' spectacles. And of course, a wooden ruler to smack some "Shhhh" into him. We promise to never lose a book again. Maybe.
Referee - Football and sex. Two of a guy's favorite sports! Why not mix them together? Blow your whistle and see how long it takes for your man to score.
She-Ra - Blond hair. Huge sword. Short skirt. What woman wouldn't want to dress up as He-Man's sister?
Red Riding Hood - Long white stockings and a short red checkered skirt are a surefire way to get us howling like the Big Bad Wolf. Toss a sandwich in that picnic basket and our tails will really be wagging!
Slave Leia - Ask any guy what his favorite Star Wars scene is and he's sure to say the part in Return of the Jedi where Princess Leia is in a gold bikini, chained to Jabba the Hutt. Skip the giant green slug part, but do go for the bikini and braided hair. Trust me, the force will be with you.
Naughty Schoolgirl - Not sure if it's the pigtails, the short plaid skirt, or the just-about-to-pop top button on the white dress shirt, but something about this combo makes us guys long for a Master's in education.
What sexy costumes do you wear?
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