8 Reasons Not to Get Married -- EVER

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Traditionally, marriage is thought of as the end-goal for a relationship, but more and more couples are deciding not to take the plunge. In fact, for the first time in Census Bureau history, singles and unmarried couples living together make up the majority of households, not married couples. The number of couples living together but not married has also steadily increased. One in four children are born to unmarried couples.

Of course, we've seen this in the celeb world for a long time. Unmarried power couples like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, and Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt might seem glamorous and daring -- but they're really just doing what a lot of Americans are. Living together or even just long-term dating is par for the course now, despite all the continued brouhaha about engagements and weddings.

Here are eight reasons couples may not want EVER to get married.

No scary proposal. Between the Russian guy who faked his death and the pilot who faked an imminent plane crash, proposals are getting weirder and scarier. At least unmarrieds don't have to worry about that.

No wedding crazy. There's something nice about not getting all hopped up on wedding crazy and sending off long, demanding emails to your bridesmaids that are so offensive they're forwarded to the media. Not to mention having to steal a wedding gown or get into a wedding reception brawl.

No fat. Sad but true: Women are more likely to gain weight after marriage than men are. Women take on the majority of the work involved in marriage -- household chores, taking care of the kids -- and they usually work outside the home too. This leaves them with less time to exercise than single women. I'm guessing women in long-term relationships might hit the same problem. But maybe long-term relationship gals are a little less likely to pack on the pounds because they're still hoping for a proposal. Joke!

Cute hyphenated name. When couples don't get married but have kids, their kids get those cute hyphenated names like the Jolie-Pitts have.

No debt. Unfortunately a spouse can be held responsible for whatever debt the other spouse accrued during a marriage. If you're not fiscally compatible, that can spell disaster.

No divorce. Let's face it, divorce is expensive, complicated, and can drag on for years. Separating when you're not married can be just as emotionally devastating, but something about one party packing up their stuff and closing the door behind him and that being the end of it (other than child support if children are involved) can be a huge relief. Plus, you don't have have to put "divorced" on your dating profile.

No alimony. More than half of American women are now the breadwinners of the house. This means if you are married and get divorced, you've got to cough up alimony just like men traditionally have. (Trust me, it's happened to my friends.) But if you're not married? It's all yours, baby.

Live longer. While studies have shown that married men live longer than single men, you know why that is? It's 'cause the wives are the ones who get the guy to go to the doctor occasionally. However, there's no correlation for women. Married women and single women live about the same amount of time. Because women, you know, get their asses to a doctor occasionally. So marrieds end up taking care of their spouses and themselves, while singles only have to worry about themselves.

What other reasons are there to not get married?


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nonmember avatar Bananastasia

Hyphenated names aren't all that cute. They really show a lack of foresight...lots of people whose parents [married or not] hyphenated years ago are having children now and choosing a last name is as big of an headache as choosing a first name.

Nancy View

i know this post was meant to be silly, but as one who has a lot of friends who have married, and have divorced, there are real reasons to avoid walking down the aisle.

pregnancy. Never a good reason to get married. "well, we were going to do it anyway." no you weren't. you just think it's the right thing to do. it's not. kids are a lot more insightful than you realize- they'll know.

already living together. see above. "it was the next step" um no.

health insurance. ha! actually had a couple friends do this- b/c his insurance was incredible and she didn't have any, but couldn't be on his without being married- boom.

marriage will fix it. whatever IT is- it won't.

gut feeling. if you feel at all queasy or sick any time you think of marriage with your current mate, your gut is telling you something. heed that advice. I should have listened to mine- and now my divorce took longer than my marriage lasted. Oh well. live and learn.

dirti... dirtiekittie

well put me in the minority group then - i'm happily married and intend (hope!) to stay that way. :)

Prett... PrettyGirlMyers

I'm going with dirtiekittie. I'm engaged to my boyfriend of 5 years- the proposal was simple, just in front of friends and family, we've already decided to elope, and we don't live in a community property state, so the only debt we'll ever be responsible for together is our mortgage. There are only nine community property states, so touting one of the "benefits" of not getting married as no debt is actually misleading- in the other 41 states the only debt you're responsible for is the debt with your name on it.

brand... brandspanknnew

Well, my daughter has a hyphenated name. I love it.

tbruc... tbrucemom

The reasons stated really aren't good examples.  Bottom line is if you want to get married, get married.  If you don't, don't. There are some legal and financial realities that do matter if you're married or not, some benefit you, some don't. I'm divorced after 28 years of marriage and are currently in a 3 year relationship. I never thought I'd want to get married after going thru a divorce but I've realized that when you love someone, at least for me, you want to make that commitment to them. I don't understand how people that don't get married have children together but can't commit to a marriage, children are the biggest commitment you'll ever make. Maybe some people just try and make excuses for not getting married because the person they're with doen't want to marry them so they settle for something else.

mamac... mamacifuni

I'm happily married. I made him swear that the proposal would be simple and private when those talks started and he listened. Sure it's not always a bed of roses but what is? I remember vowing to be in this for the good and bad and prefer to keep it that way. I only believe in divorce when abuse is involved. Marriage is a living animal that requires constant work. In my opinion, people who think it's cooler to just long-term date are too self-centered and lazy to work on a marriage.

jalaz77 jalaz77

You make your own rules!!!! I am happily married, happy most of the time but that is the one thing I miss.

nonmember avatar Eleanore Wells

Another reason not to get married? You don't have to negotiate every single decision that has to be made.
-Author, The Spinsterlicious Life

nonmember avatar VictoriaM

Ugh, the whole thing about titles. Some think it's embarassing or get up tight being introduced to people as "my girlfriend/boyfriend" or just by name(which my boyfriend and I do) rather than being "this is my wife/husband so and so. We're both in our late 20s and if certain paperwork had to be filled out, like emergency contacts, our relationship to each other would be "significant other" or "partner."I wish the term "LOVER" was acceptable. To me that sounds more better than wife/husband. That sounds too direct like business partners or my role as a cash cow. We have no shame! We don't need to prove our love for each other to the government. Yeah in the end I won't have no say or power over medical descisions or widows pension. It's no major loss. Memories and his gifts to myself and our sons can't be taken away by the government. Those things are more important than money. I was raised to be independent. Why should this "contract" affect our children? We are all a loving happy family and nothing is going to change that. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

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