When it comes to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's antics, there's little I won't believe. Those two have so much money, influence, and, well, yes, children, their world is unlike anyone else's. Sheesh, even before they got together, their individual lives were like no one else's! (Need I remind you: Angie wore blood around her neck and kissed her brother, for crying out loud!) Anyway, that said, the latest rumor about Brangelina's wild and luxurious lifestyle sounds like something dreamed up by really bored, really horny tabloid writers ...
According to the questionable source, The Sun, the engaged stars have built a $40K sound-proof Fifty Shades of Grey-style sex shack on a remote corner of their $56 million estate Chateau Miraval in the South of France. They supposedly constructed it in an effort to keep their kinky sexacapades under lock and key -- far away from the prying eyes of their six kiddos.
The shack -- which used to be a "fisherman's cottage" -- is said to have a big bed, a sex swing with stirrups, and a chest full of sex toys that could even make Elena Lincoln blush. Whoa! Apparently, the way it all goes down is like this ... Brangelina excuse themselves for a "breath of fresh air," head on down to their sex shack, get in touch with their inner Ana and Christian, and then, an inside source (who is somehow privy to all of this?!) says, "Brad comes back looking like the cat that got the cream and they are giggly for the rest of the day."
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Okay, still not completely buying it, but if this is true, can you blame 'em!? Surely, plenty of parents would gladly sign up for their own Red Room of Pain/Pleasure that would allow for bonus privacy away from the kids. Sure, the $40K sex shack decked out with a slew of kinky props is a bit extreme, but the idea of having your own intimate, private, secret spot -- that's exclusively for sexytimes -- sounds like any parent's dream come true!
There's no doubt carving out your own space and time as a couple would do wonders for intimacy and bonding, which is good news for the kids in the long-haul to boot. Of course, for those of us who aren't millionaire movie stars, the realistic version of this is called shelling out for a babysitter and a hotel room. But hey, we can always fantasize!
Do you believe that Brangelina built their own "sex shack"? Would you if you could?
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