
Sex Confessions" is a series featuring your naughtiest bedroom secrets and fantasies. Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, some will turn you on, and some are dark and twisted. You might want to sit down for this.
Today's sex confession comes from Willow,* a 30-something mom of two who just recently had her divorce finalized. It was a long and painful journey to get her to where she is today -- happy again. She has no interest in jumping back into the dating world, in fact, it scares her. When out recently she met a couple -- friends of friends -- who asked her if she wanted to have a threesome. Willow says she was attracted to them from the start -- they were smart, creative, and good looking. But she never had a threesome -- she hasn't even had sex with anyone other than her now-ex-husband in over 10 years. She agreed. A date has been set. And now she's freaking out. Read on to hear more of what Willow has to say.
I am not the kind of person who has threesomes, whatever that means. I am square. Boring. Missionary is my favorite position. I've used a sex toy twice. I am dull beyond dull. But since my ex and I split up, I started exploring more of what I want out of life. More than just being a mom, which is wonderful and I am so blessed to have my kids, but I am still a person with needs and wants and desires, even though I am terribly boring.
Apparently, I'm not that boring because a very good looking couple wants to have sex with me. ME! A stay-at-home mom and housewife! I'm Fifty Shades of Grey HAIR! This is huge. So of course I said yes, of course there is a date set, and of course I am now freaking out wondering what in the heck am I going to do with two people who want to have sex with me? I'm not even very good at having sex with one person (just ask my ex). And frankly, I'm not even great with having sex with myself.
But this ... this is like my dream. A total fantasy waiting to happen (the date is in two weeks)! I keep telling myself that I will be porno fantastic. My sexual instincts will kick in. It will be amazing and liberating and so good for me for so many reasons. But I'm freaking out. I can't talk to anyone about this! I need your help internet friends! Tell me I can do this!
What advice do you have for our confessor? Should she put her fears aside and live out this fantasy?
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Shoot, if I were the third person and wasn't in a relationship, I'd do it! Have fun!!
Do it, have fun, and I don't think ANYONE is bad at sex. BUT I do think you need to set up some rules as to what you are willing to do or not do. Things like the use of condoms and sex toys. And realize you can walk out on the agreement at any point from now until half way thru the adventure. Also let a friend know what you are doing and where just to be safe (someone that won't comment or judge). Be safe and enjoy yourself whether in this adventure or the next.
It sounds like common sense is trying to take over. Listen to that little voice that's saying, "What the hell are you doing, this is a bad idea!" and politely cancel.
How disgustingly gross beyond belief.
Rancid.