Woman Bites Boyfriend Because She’s Hungry for Attention


Biting womanSometimes enough is just enough and sometimes men will just make you act all out of character. Maybe that’s why a Florida woman apparently so put out with her man’s skirt-watching and excessive video game playing allegedly hauled off and bit him in his chest during a domestic altercation. I guess she was fed up.

Get it? Fed?! Because she bit him? Never mind. 

The couple had been living together in a Fort Walton Beach apartment for about six months when, according to the victim, his infuriated girlfriend started yelling at him and throwing things around the house. She then charged him and, when he grabbed her wrists to restrain her from hitting him, she leaned in and chewed a chunk of his chest, right near his arm pit.

The fuzz was called to the scene and naturally, the biting bandit was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

If what he says is true, homegirl must’ve been repressing some serious frustration—like six months’ worth—to just snap out and start wailing on dude for something he’s probably been doing every day since they hooked up. We can only hope that one of them moves out or she gets herself a Groupon for some anger management classes, because chances of him changing his ways are slim. Frustrating as it may be, checking out chicks and playing ridiculous amounts of Xbox and/or PlayStation are pretty much fire-inscribed into the Male Manual of Behavioral Pastimes.

Still, that’s no reason for her to hit. Now that the law is involved, we’ll see if the case has any teeth to it. (Insert rimshot and Ed McMahon-esque guffaw.) OK, I’m done, I promise.

Is it more insulting for your boyfriend to ignore you for a pretty girl or a video game?

Image via xJason.Rogersx/Flickr

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Rebecca Dege Stewart

It's disturbing that this article is presented as amusing or entertaining because it's a woman who is the abuser. If this was an article about a man who bit a woman because he thought she was looking at other men, it wouldn't be considered funny, he would be considered a domestic abuser. Biting is aggressive, violent behavior. It is not acceptable to physically hurt someone for any reason.

SaphireH SaphireH

my husband ignores me and our kids for his video games every damn day and has for 4 years now, i just gave the hell up and stopped caring. i take car of the kids, i run the errands and it doesn't phase him in the least bit. his gaming is so bad he stops long enough for sex and i only give it to him b/c why punish myself? and the second we r done having sex hes right back at it. i just dont care and carry on with my life as need be

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