Sure, you've seen random celebs doing dramatic readings from Fifty Shades of Grey -- from Ellen to Gilbert Gottfried to Kristen Stewart -- but what do they know about mommy porn? Nobody knows mommies better than we do over here at CafeMom, and the only thing we know better than mommies is porn bestselling fiction! Um, anyway.
So we threw a big old bash for mom bloggers & friends -- featuring all-you-can-drink spicy margaritas -- and did our own "dramatic reading" of Fifty Shades of Grey. Erotica, moms, booze, feather boas ... what could possibly go wrong? Well, you'll just have to see for yourself ...
Were we silly? Were we sexy? We were probably more sloppy than anything else, but I can tell you this much: We had a blast having our way with Fifty Shades of Grey, so why not have a laugh at our expense?
Do you think Fifty Shades sounds better after a few margaritas?
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