As the only boy in the Kardashian Klan, sometimes you gotta feel for Rob Kardashian, all in there by himself, repping the Y chromosome. He's always grasping the dress-tails of the closest sister sibling, whether it's living with Khloe or begging the girls for his own clothing line. He recently broke down and cried in therapy, claimed he had no income, and blamed all his woes on "Princess Kim." Yeah, you can feel for him. But then he does something like get a huge tattoo of mom Kris Jenner all up his arm. And then it's like, Hey, mama's boy, grow a pair, would ya?
Rob recently revealed the ginormous tat of Kris on right arm. It joins the one of his father, Robert, on his other arm. The father I get. Robert Kardashian, Sr. is dead. But Kris? Okay, you can love your mama. But when you are already totally overshadowed by everyone with a vayjay in your family, why would you want to be physically overshadowed by one of them too?
Plus, nothing says Strong Independent Male like a tat of mom. (Sarcasm.) Especially a momager like Kris, who has been accused of "pimping" out her daughters more than once. This, combined with pretty much all of Rob's haphazard attempts to forge his own path, just makes him look kind of pathetic.
I'm sure a lot of women would have no trouble being with a guy who sports a mom tat, but it would send up a huge red flag for me. If mom is still alive and kicking, does this mean mom still rules her son with an iron apron? Does he have to check in before any decision? Would her son's affections for me rise and fall with mom's daily whims? Does he insist on having dinner at her place every night? Does she LIVE with us?!
A man who has a good respectful relationship (with clear boundaries!) with his mother is definitely a turn-on. A man who cries, "Mama, make it better!" every time he has an issue is definitely not. Which is Rob? With that tat, it's not too hard to figure out.
Have you ever dated a mama's boy?
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quote: " But when you are already totally overshadowed by everyone with a vayjay in your family, why would you want to be physically overshadowed by one of them too?" LMAO!!! yup.. he needs to move AWAY and UP!!
i personally think his tattoo of her is sweet. regardless of her being off her rocker crazy (in my opinion) he loves his mom.
now, the rest of it - i agree with. he needs to many up and do something more productive than owning a line of socks. and he really can't blame kim for his downfalls. kim, as annoying as she is, puts herself out there. rob kinda just sits around and complains. or at least, that's all i've ever seen him doing on the show. he needs to put his degree to use and do something productive with his life.
Kris more then likely offered him a stable income in exchange for promoting her with the tattoo.
He can get a job anywhere. If momma is truly not helping him get out there and start a career like every other person in the family then I feel sorry for him. But still, he's a big boy and could take care of himself.
Who cares if he has a tattoo of his mom...... Kat Von D has tattoos of her parents and I think they are still alive..... NO worse than someone getting a heart tattoo with mom in the center, at least his has originality.....
I agree with rockergirl. Even though Rob is a man he was not ashamed to cry. Everyone has feelings and no one should be ashame to show them. When my boyfriend first cried in front of me I was like "WOW" because he can be a very arrogant person. Just because he is a man cries it doesn't make him weak. And yes he loves his mom very much and he misses his dad. Even though he has Bruce in his life it is not the same. I lile Chloe she is my favorite Kardashian and she seems to be very down to earth and she keeps it real. Now, I think Kris has lost her mind. Flaunting her affair in Bruce's face, tweeting her clevage and tell lied and said that he account was hacked and Chloe tweeted that she was lying and she was drunk. I don't know about anyone else but on one episode Kris laid down in a casket. That was spooky. What child would want to see there parent playing around like that in a funeral home?