Our nation is in a state of environmental crisis thanks to all you randy readers out there. The popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey has led to our landfills being overwhelmed by used sex toys, and in some cases, said toys, still with half-working batteries, are buzzing out of the trash heaps, down the roads, and are making their way into our children's schools. When an army of smelly and used vibrators interrupts a second grade social studies lesson, it's time to take action. Introducing Kathy Griffin's Fifty Shades of Green.
The comedienne did a bit for Vh1's Do Something Awards in which she implores people to reuse, re-purpose, and recycle their old sex toys, and it's brilliant.