Throughout this entire shocking Kristen Stewart cheating scandal, most of our energy has been focused on Kristen herself. How could she do this? Why did she do this? How many times did she do this?
But really, our focus should be on Robert Pattinson. Poor little RPattz. It's one thing to hear about your significant other cheating on you, but to see it with your own eyes, photo after photo, in a three-page glossy spread in a magazine. Ouch.
Since her tonsil hockey rendezvous, Kristen has made it clear that she's absolutely devastated. It was a momentary lapse in judgement, she's mortified, blah blah blah. Save it, KStew. You're officially on my list.
Who we really care about is Robert ... and I'm sorry to say, he's not doing too well ...
According to PEOPLE, Robert is "heartbroken and angry" and has even turned to drinking to ease the pain.
Put down that drink, Rob. It's not worth it. She's not worth it. And if it's any consolation, I'm sure it helps knowing that she's the second most hated person in America right now (next to Tom Cruise, naturally).
As a heartbreak survivor myself, I'm going to predict that Rob has a long road of grieving to do -- but like everything else, this will pass. He'll eventually find someone who tops Kristen (with a better personality, hopefully ... please?) -- and realize that the only thing his former flame will be remembered for is awkwardly biting her lip in movies.
Come to think of it, I'm available. Now that Robsten is officially done, how about I swoop in? What do you think -- Robanie?
Do you think Rob is handling his heartbreak in the right way?
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I think its funny since I just read an article that said Rob only drinks when he's happy and he's not drinking at all. Just tells you what a load of crap you are spewing along with all of the other tabloids.
I heard he started smoking again too. Poor Rob! I'll volunteer myself too. How does Robme sound?
Noone was on this when rob cheated on her with his Co star Emily from remember me.....or whatever her name is or when he was out with Lindsay Logan ...fu**en just stop judge ing her.....I hope they work it out ....and rob be a man if you love her give her a second chance ...I did to my husband now he did me worst than these....so be a man and stop drinking...talkher through because if y'all are over after so many years I just have to belive that this is just all made up relationship fake
LOL your Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kristen Stewart bugs the shit out of me!!!!!!!! I dont understand what he sees in her. lol
we don't know the facts. we all need to stop adding fuel to the fire. they aren't public people so our speculation means nothing. rumors is all it is. the last thing i have seen in quotes is by kristen apologizing. the rest is speculation. no offense.