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Kristen Stewart's Cheating 'Emails' Make It All Clear
There's been so much speculation about the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal, and so many different and wild stories going around every day, that it's good to know we finally have a glimpse of the REAL story. For instance, did you know that Kristen sent Rob flowers after the scandal broke? And did you know that Charlize Theron lost her cool with Kristen for ruining their chances at a Snow White sequel? And that Justin Bieber tried to comfort KStew with the news that Rob cheated first -- with Katy Perry? Oh, to be Kristen Stewart's drama-filled Gmail inbox after Cheatgate!
Well, okay, maybe, just maybe the hacked contents of the inbox are fake. (For those of you who haven't had your coffee yet, this means they ARE fake.) But they're pretty funny nonetheless. And, heck, who knows, maybe a few of these fake emails are close to what is really in KStew's inbox. Here are some highlights:
From: Tom Cruise
Thank you for taking the limelight off me. BTW, we have a church meeting coming up. You should ...
From: Taylor Lautner
This ISN'T the movie! You have a chance to choose the right guy in real life. Just sayin'.
From: Charlize Theron
Sorry I snapped. Put in a good word with Rup during my salary negotiations and I'll change my media story ...
From: Nikki Reed
KARMA IS A BITCH!!! What goes around comes around ...
From: Taylor Swift
(unopened) Can I use this inspiration in a song? Such a story. Cast from 2 movies. Upcoming premiere. Costars ...
From: Robert Pattinson
(pre-cheating) Let's start with forever. With the bloody movie promo over we can start every single day of forever ...
No word yet on who came up with this gem. Maybe it was Team Rob? Anyway, it's pretty amusing (albeit in that sad, sad break-up kinda way). A few glaring omissions though: Nothing from Rupert Sanders, nothing from Liberty Ross, and although Bear the Dog has his own Gmail account, nothing from him either. Would love to know who Bear really wants to live with! And, seriously, nothing from RPattz? Not even a rambling, drunken 3 a.m. "How could you do this??!!" type missive?
And, damn, girl, empty your spam folder!
What do you think of "Kristen's Gmail inbox"? What would you liked to have seen?
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netty kinnz
Taisie
The obligatory penis enlargement spam ;)
Jasmine Kay Drain
This was fake Check out this one bellakristencullen1@gmail.com this one
Katie Bonner
Ya know I'm so tired of hearing about who cheated on who (or what) in Hollywood. Just because the tabloids say they cheated....doesn't mean I'm going to believe every word that the tabloids say. For example, all the tabloids and the press is SO SURE that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012 that they are now printing issues in my state of what to do if you're stuck here after the apocalypse. Does anyone here believe that nonsense? NO! So why should anyone believe that Kristin cheated on Rob just because the tabloids say so? When they start printing the truth about people with actual facts in it then I'll believe it. Kristin and Rob are both damn good actors and I'm not going to choose sides between them. This is real life. Not a cat fight in middle school.
Callista Micoff Bruinsma
@Katie Bonner- She publically admitted to cheating with her director. She made a public apology... She really cheated, it's not just the "tabloids"... Why don't you read a little more about the story before you open your mouth!!!
eyesablaze
It's idiotic that everyone is intruding in their personal life. Let them sort it out on their own.
Brittany Connelly
EarlGrayHot
I don't understand why anyone cares what this no-talent actress, famous for appallingly bad vampire movies, does or says. I certainly don't.
Vennie Bermudez