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Robert Pattinson Wants to Know How Many Men Kristen Stewart Has Slept With -- Of Course!

by Kiri Blakeley on August 2, 2012 at 11:39 AM

Does anyone else feel like they're going through a horrible breakup right now? I'm so immersed in the Robsten Cheatgate scandal that I've actually begun to feel like this is MY breakup. Only, I'm not totally sure if I'm Rob or Kristen. Right now I kind of feel like I'm Kristen. And Rob, who moved out already, and who is now living with Reese Witherspoon of all people, is suddenly in my living room demanding, "How many men??!!!" Ugh, yes, we've reached the "How many men?!" portion of the saga. Just when I'm having my "pregnancy nightmare" too!

According to the upcoming issue of OK! magazine, Rob wants to know how many other dudes KStew has been with. He's getting all red-faced and angry, too. I see little tufts of smoke coming out of his ears. And he's balling up his fists and demanding, "How many men have you slept with, Kristen???!!! Tell me THE TRUTH!!!" It's kind of hot, actually. I've never seen Rob this passionate about anything. Rob, if only we'd had this kind of passion, I wouldn't have made out with Rupert!

But before we get to the make-up sex portion of the story (which will probably happen next week), let's talk about whether you should ever tell a guy how many men you've slept with.

The answer is ... drum roll, please ... NO. It's not any man's business how many men you've had sex with. After all, you can ask him how many women he's slept with. Go ahead. Ask him. HE'S LYING.

However, the whole Robsten scenario begs the question whether or not, if you've cheated, and going through the whole "You cheatuuurrrr!!!" thing, and then you're asked how many other men you cheated with ... wellz ... you probably should own up. Like say if Kristen cheated with Rupert Sanders, and Kellan Lutz, and Taylor Lautner, and Ashton Kutcher, and if she has a secret baby with Arnold Schwarzenegger, she should say something. Especially to me, because I'm totally confused right now and need to know how many men I've slept with.

This goes for anyone. If you're caught cheating with one guy and you really cheated with, say, 500, you should admit it. Because your sweetie might be willing to forgive one indiscretion -- but 500? That just says you have issues.

As for fessing up to how many men you slept with before you were in your relationship, that ain't no one's beeswax but your own. And if a guy keeps asking, and asking, and asking ... for the love of all that is vampire, shut up already, Rob!!! ... if he just keeps grilling you about it, then find another boyfriend, because this guy apparently wants a virgin.

Do you tell how many men you've slept with? Should KStew tell?


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  • wjbra...
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    wjbrady2011

    August 2, 2012 at 11:42 AM
    Of course he is mad. She cheated. Hes justified in being angry. theres no excuse. women try and justify it. Theres no excuse for behaving like a slut. And My hubby and i know each others past. We dont hide things.
  • i.hea...
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    i.heart.nerds

    August 2, 2012 at 11:44 AM
    Um, if I weren't my dhs first I sure as heck would want to know how many other women there had been. It is my right to know how many people I have shared him with.
    If he cheated, well it would also be my right to know how many girls he cheated with.
    I feel for the guy. He is in love with a chick who ends up being a cheating slut and the whole world knows. That has to suck.
  • FourD...
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    FourDaughtersMI

    August 2, 2012 at 11:55 AM

    Ms. Stewart should start filtering everything through you. I think that would work out best for everyone. ;)


  • BusyM...
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    BusyMom7789

    August 2, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Why are we so quick to call this young lady a slut and other names.  Geez she did a terrible thing (so did the director), but life will go on and she shouldn't have to wear a Scarlett letter forever.  Why are we (women) so quick to call other women names why men tend to get a free pass (men will be men)?


  • JAFE
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    JAFE

    August 2, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    "I'm so immersed in the Robsten Cheatgate scandal that I've actually begun to feel like this is MY breakup." 

    If this is true, you really need to get a life.


  • Misty...
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    Misty.Dawn

    August 2, 2012 at 12:36 PM
    i think if you ask someone who u are in a serious with, or considering a serious relationship with, they should tell u. If u dont ask, they shouldnt have to offer up that info. Some people want to know & some people dont. Personally, hell yes i wanna know! I think it tells alot about the person. I mean, u know if they have been in other serious relationships. Say hes 25 & says i was in a relationship for 8 yrs...but ive slept with 40 people. Whats that gonna tell u?
  • Misty...
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    Misty.Dawn

    August 2, 2012 at 12:38 PM
    Like Busymom said-why are we so quick to call her a slut but if he was the one that cheated, we would say oh, well hes man..so its ok.
  • Traci
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    Traci

    August 2, 2012 at 12:41 PM
    She is a 1st class slut. Rob would be so much better without her. She has already almost ruined him. He has started acting more like her the longer he has been with her. I say good riddance to the ho bag.
  • Samantha
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    Samantha

    August 2, 2012 at 1:23 PM
    This is so unbelievable. It's sick that no one will leave him alone. His heart is broken, he so obviously wants to be left alone. When Lily Allen miscarried, the press respected her privacy so why can't people STOP these ridiculous speculations. I'm sure if you put yourself in their shoes you'd have real empathy. I suppose the problem these days is people are so unhappy with their lives they enjoy seeing articles like this and it sickens me really. And this article is inaccurate, he hasn't confronted Kristen yet since he isn't even in the same city.
  • brittany
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    brittany

    August 2, 2012 at 2:22 PM
    Imagine being attracted to a co star of however many years who is your love intrest in an on going saga.... The saga is over people leave them both alone... We all were/are young and will continuously make mistakes until we die....
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