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10 of the Worst Pickup Lines You'll Ever Hear

by Aunt Becky on August 2, 2012 at 8:30 PM

You'll probably know him by the strong scent of Axe cologne he's apparently been bathing in.

He's been eyeing you awhile from across the bar, or maybe he's been trying to hit on other women around you. Either way, this guy is on the prowl, and you're his next victim. And when he makes his way to you, you can just TELL that he's about to try and pick you up with one of the worst lines ever.

Read on for some of the lowest of the low.

1) The classic "romantic" line: "You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night."

2) The younger crowd: "Hey, wanna go look at the stars on my ceiling? They glow in the dark."

3) The teen crowd: "Wanna go to my car and listen to music?" (May happen with or without air quotes around "listen to music.")

4) Mr. Perv: "Nice pants. They'd look better on my floor."

5) Perv, Jr.: "Nice legs, when do they open?"

6) Cocky Jerk: "Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by you again."

7) Random Idiot: "Like milk, I'll do your body good."

8) A**hole: "You know what would look good on you? ME."

9) Cocky A**hole: "I hope you're single because I really want to f*ck you."

10) Uncle Pervy: "I love it when a girl wears pigtails - I can use 'em as handlebars."

What are some of the worst pickup lines YOU'VE ever heard?

 

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Filed Under: dating, hooking up, turn-offs

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  • BethA...
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    BethAnnJay

    August 2, 2012 at 8:54 PM
    Italian (or any other ethnicity) guy: "do you have Italian in you? Want some?"
  • trinalo
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    trinalo

    August 2, 2012 at 8:54 PM
    My favorite pickup lines are the ones used on me by someone I'm already sleeping with. The best that comes to mind was a classic: Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?
  • jessi...
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    jessicasmom1

    August 2, 2012 at 8:56 PM

    I like the chat pick up lines,,, "what are you going to do about your boyfriend , when you fall in love with me" hahah give me a break who said I was falling anywhere


  • jalaz77
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    jalaz77

    August 2, 2012 at 10:55 PM
    Hubby STILL says #10 when I wear a ponytail, braids...
  • holli...
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    holli01683

    August 2, 2012 at 11:06 PM
    I'm calling the police because you stole my heart
  • 3xemo...
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    3xemomkey

    August 2, 2012 at 11:31 PM
    He puts his hand up to stop a woman from talking, and says, "Shh, let's not turn this rape into a murder."
  • Tonya...
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    Tonya Putnam

    August 2, 2012 at 11:32 PM

    "Hey, I don't know my way home, can I follow you?"  Or, "What do you like for breakfast? I want to know what to bring you tomorrow morning in my bed..."  


  • AHowa...
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    AHoward66

    August 2, 2012 at 11:39 PM
    Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    Or

    (Check shirt tag) Just what I thought. Made in Heaven.


  • Wisco...
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    WisconsinGirl

    August 3, 2012 at 1:23 AM
    Do you have a map bcuz i keep getting lost in your eyes..
  • Maxim...
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    MaximumAsh

    August 3, 2012 at 1:40 AM
    Someone said to my mom "damn girl, you could be wrapped in a turd and still look good!" Lol ok?
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