Kristen Stewart Wore Robert Pattinson’s Hat When She Cheated

rpatzHad the news never broke, most of us would've thought it was really cute that Kristen Stewart was photographed nine days ago wearing what looks to be Robert Pattinson's hat. But now? Ouch, it hurts. Us Weekly has a photo of KStew in RPattz's alleged L.A. Dodgers cap, driving around with her man-toy Rupert Sanders, looking for make-out spots. For shame!

This hat thing's gotta be like another punch in the balls to poor old RPattz. Kristen had a reminder of him on her head, and yet she was still able to push him so far out of her mind that she could hook up with her married director. Come on, KStew! We all thought you were better than that.

And Rupert, making out with Kristen as the RPattz relic literally shielded him from above ... not cool, man. That hat could've served as a memento of their wrongdoing, but neither of them cared to take any notice of it. Good thing there are the blogs, huh.

Reluctantly putting all their awful behavior aside, wearing Robert's hat is ignorant of cheating etiquette 101. When you sneak around, you gotta compartmentalize. (For the record, I've learned all of this from reality TV and the ilk, and haven't gleaned any knowledge on the subject from personal experience. Not that anyone cares. OK, good talk.)

You leave all your family tokens at home or in the glove compartment. Take off the wedding ring, put the picture frames that hold your dear family photos face down in the top drawer, and go to hotels and restaurants on the opposite side of town, if not an entirely different town altogether.

You do all that stuff so you don't rub salt in the wound of the person you're cheating on who will, by almost every count, eventually find out what you've been doing.

But KStew didn't even leave Robert that one little shred of dignity. Poor RPattz, this photo's really gotta be the icing on the fucking cake. Ouch.

What do you think?

 

Photo via Splash News

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JAFE JAFE

I think I'm freaking sick.to.death. of this subject. What's wrong with you writers? Is there nothing else? Do all of you know that all of you are writing about only this? Gawd!!! 

Histo... HistoryMamaX3

The Stir has really gotten rather loose with the F-word as of late... do we have no dignity in our words any more? You ladies have been throwing it around every which way. It really shows ones 'skill' level when they belittle themselves and stoop to the use of such profanity in their writing.


As with the article- it isn't our problem. They are not our BFF's in which we need to hold their hands through such a time. They aren't married or even outwardly committed to each other in terms of forever... why not just let things go as they will and get over it ourselves. She didn't DO anything to US that deseres feelings of betrayal. Anyone that believes such put themselves on the same level as freak out girl who wigged out online as though she was the one being cheated on.


 


THEY ARE PEOPLE.


NOT GODS.


Some of you should really figure out the difference.

aReal... aRealteenMother

I think this article is stupid. Really? All this fuss about a hat? And why has no one considered that THEY have already talked this through?

bugaem bugaem

oh please! do not dramatize this more than it should be. so 22 year old girl made out with a guy, so what.


yeah he is married, blah blah, but you know this happens sometimes, and it is not like they slept together.

nonmember avatar CAILI

So as long as your husband "only makes out" with another woman it's fine?

nonmember avatar Erica

I would be pretty angry if my husband "made out" with another woman. And fyi folks this is one of the most popular stories out right now so of course there are going to be plenty of articles like these...dont read them if you dont want to. Why take the extra effort to complain??

ghost... ghostbaby

A story about a hat........sad. So sick of seeing stuff about them. Please find something else to write about.

Meagan Banner

sick of hearing about this. actors/actresses cheat and break up all the time. Why not talk about them? Instead you go on and on about kristen and rob just because they are an "epic couple". The movie/book is epic. Not them.

nonmember avatar arina

u don't have any other story 2 write ??
fussing about a f***ing hat...

AMom29 AMom29

[Why take the extra effort to complain?? ]

Because if people don't, how will the writers/editors know how people feel?


 


Could it be there are two hats that look similar?  I hear he moved out anyway, so if it IS his hat, hopefully he burned it before he left.

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