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Rob Pattinson's 5 Stages of Grief (As Expressed Through Silly Sayings on His T-Shirts)

by Sheri Reed on July 26, 2012 at 8:32 AM

complicated being rob tshirtOh, Rob Pattinson. He's sure been through the ringer and the press is really chewing up his personal life and spitting it out now. But whether Rob decides to stay with Kristen Stewart after her admitted indiscretions or to send her packing, it's only natural that he's going to go through some feeling stuff. Some grief, if you will. And we all know there are five critical stages when it comes to grief.

Rob's a casual kind of guy so we don't think he'll mind if we talk about these stages of his grief, as they might be expressed in silly T-shirt sayings. Makes perfect sense, right?

 

Image via Idakoos

Stage 1: Denial

Kristen Rocks T-Shirt (Idakoos, $14.99)

Filed Under: cheating, celebs, breakups, robert pattinson, kristen stewart

Comments

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  • TeamJ...
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    TeamJakeward

    July 26, 2012 at 11:27 AM
    thats not even funny. why cant you just leave him alone.
  • Chels...
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    Chelsey Stephanie Hobbs

    July 26, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    SILLY


  • AMom29
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    AMom29

    July 26, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    You're right...this is silly, and not a bit funny.

    I agree with TeamJakeward (love that name, BTW!) -- why can't you leave them alone?


  • raeyl...
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    raeyliNlilysmom

    July 26, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    i feel bad for the guy! buuuuttt he is cute so i dont think he'll have any problems moving on from that tramp....


  • tuffy...
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    tuffymama

    July 26, 2012 at 9:30 PM
    He has a giant head and a weird face. He was in love with a no-talent heifer who honestly looks constipated and pissed off/embarrassed about it most of the time, so I didn't think I could feel worse for the poor guy after reading that Jodie Foster, Jr. cheated on him with a man even older than me, until this. WTH? We're you bored or just totally out of ideas? Go pick on someone else.
  • tuffy...
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    tuffymama

    July 26, 2012 at 9:31 PM
    *were not we're. Thank you, autocorrect, for being wrong yet again.
  • fleur...
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    fleurdelys3110

    July 31, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    This is not funny in the least. Heck, it's not even remotely witty. Why did you even put effort into this? Waste of my time and yours.


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    jessicasmom1

    July 31, 2012 at 7:26 PM

    Not very funny


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