Alright, all you Fifty Shades of Grey kinksters, enough is enough! I know the bestselling books are fulfilling many women's fantasies and they luh-uv that Christian Grey and all his kinky f*ckery. However, please chill the heck out! I beg you! Please reign in your enthusiasm!

If you're a true Fifty Shades fanatic, it may not occur to you that some people out there are just not into all that tie me up, tie me down stuff. And yet everywhere we look lately, innocent people (and things!!!) are getting the full-on bondage treatment. Tied up, lassoed, bound, whatever you want to call it -- it's happening!!! -- and not in a good way.

Take a look at these 10 victims of Fifty Shades of Grey bondage enthusiasm who don't exactly seem to be enjoying themselves. God help us all!

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