'50 Shades of Grey' Bondage Craze Claims 10 Innocent Victims (PHOTOS)

bondage woman rope tied boundAlright, all you Fifty Shades of Grey kinksters, enough is enough! I know the bestselling books are fulfilling many women's fantasies and they luh-uv that Christian Grey and all his kinky f*ckery. However, please chill the heck out! I beg you! Please reign in your enthusiasm!

If you're a true Fifty Shades fanatic, it may not occur to you that some people out there are just not into all that tie me up, tie me down stuff. And yet everywhere we look lately, innocent people (and things!!!) are getting the full-on bondage treatment. Tied up, lassoed, bound, whatever you want to call it -- it's happening!!! -- and not in a good way.

Take a look at these 10 victims of Fifty Shades of Grey bondage enthusiasm who don't exactly seem to be enjoying themselves. God help us all!


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Cafe Amy Cafe Amy

The turkey legs had me rolling on the floor laughing...

IBNea... IBNeaters

Ok, I clicked thinking it was serious, but then ended up with a side ache from the laughter!!!  Was having a really bad night!  Thanks for lifting my spirits!!!sidesplittinglaughter

easun... easunshine

Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Amy Maggs

That was altogether a bit of a crap article?! 

Noahs... Noahs-Mom

if one is going to go into bondage then get 'screw the roses send me the thorns.' 

jessi... jessicasmom1

article  fail .. that banana  looks gross

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