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Sex Toy Mistaken for Rare Mushroom by Very, Very Embarrassed Reporter (VIDEO)

by Lindsay Mannering on June 20, 2012 at 3:24 PM

chinese mushroomOne minute you're interviewing local residents about a rare mushroom found in a field, the next you're known as the reporter who mistook a sex toy for a fungi. It happened in a small Chinese village outside the western city of Xi'an -- a villager found a highly unusual, spongy, double-headed "mushroom" while digging a new well and called in the journalists to investigate. The reporter assigned to the case was ardent and thorough in her analysis of the mysterious shroom, describing it in one brilliantly appropriate soundbite as something "not even an 80-year-old local man has seen."

Turns out, the transcendental toadstool was actually a sex toy shaped like an artificial vagina, and the rest is viral video history.

Once the story aired, comments started flooding in alerting the news team that no, that's not a mushroom, it's a rubbery tube that men use to masturbate. Good times.

The channel issued an apology for their "uncomfortable and misleading" report, but really, there's nothing to be sorry about. It was an innocent and hilarious mistake.

If you can't giggle when a bunch of people are poking and prodding a fake vajayjay in a bucket of water wondering if it's the elusive mushroom that grants its eater longevity, then, well, what can you giggle at?

Watch:

 

Photo via beijingcream/YouTube

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Comments

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  • MomaL...
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    MomaLlama

    June 20, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    I saw this yesterday on Yahoo and it cracked me up!  All the villagers poking at it in the bucket.  I couldn't help but think about the poor villager who had discarded the thing in the first place, he was probably hiding in the shadows cringing in embarrassment that these people were going to eventually figure out what it was. 


  • Susie19
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    Susie19

    June 20, 2012 at 3:49 PM

    LOL!!!!   That's so gross that everyone is touching it like it's some magnificent discovery, I wonder how they feel now!

     sidesplittinglaughter


  • Ksmomy
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    Ksmomy

    June 20, 2012 at 4:02 PM
    LOL is all I can say!!
  • jkm89
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    jkm89

    June 20, 2012 at 4:29 PM
    Ahhhhhhahahahahaha omg. I died when they started measuring it. Didn't they think it was kind of weird that one end looks exactly like a vagina?
  • PonyC...
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    PonyChaser

    June 20, 2012 at 4:55 PM

    Why put the video up? I agree that it was humorous, knowing what it was while they're measuring it, but it's all in Chinese!! I couldn't understand a word. It would have been interesting to see how she handled the situation... what she did to cover when they realized what it was. Or did they realize on camera?


  • CPN322
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    CPN322

    June 20, 2012 at 5:22 PM

    I've never seen anything like that. I'd probably have made the same mistake :)


  • JAFE
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    JAFE

    June 20, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    Oh Gawd......this really made me laugh. I didn't even bother with the video. The story was enough! LMAO!!!


  • Zuri
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    Zuri

    June 20, 2012 at 6:49 PM
    It's not that hard. I though a vibrator was a hair dryer once... But seriously, WTF?!?!?
  • 4cadi...
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    4cadillac

    June 20, 2012 at 8:57 PM
    I figured it out the moment i saw it. Im not sure how they didnt know.
  • Carol99
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    Carol99

    June 20, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    Would have been funnier if I could speak Chinese.


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